Jean: **pours some stuff into Windle's tea** Hehehe.
He sneaks of z office.
Jean: I placed some of that special stuff into his tea, he'll be a kid. Then, he will fight against Ark Royal and Kc Nagato clones. HAHAH!
Mark Wayne Windle: **sits back down** Now, where was I again? Oh yeah, that chapter.
He writes a few things down and then, he drinks his tea.
Mark Wayne Windle: I do love z taste of mein tea ja?
Jean: Hehehehe!
Mark Wayne Windle: What z!? **resisting from a black out**
Jean: Damn it! I forgot that Prussians are way more tougher than usual, so they can resistance tranquilizer darts, pain, and black outs!
Mark Wayne Windle: GRRR! JEAN!!!!!! **picks up his Holy Pack-A-Punched Mg-42** YOU MOTHERF*CKER!!!!!!!!
Jean: OH SH*T!!!!!
**BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ**
He barely escapes Windle's Holy bullets.
Jean: **heavily breathing** My suit is basically f*cked! Damn it, I should've expected that!!
Mark Wayne Windle: NEIN! **passes out**
Jean: That took five minute alone!!! Hehehehe! Now let the fun begin!
Sometime later
Mark Wayne Windle: **wakes up** Jean!!!!!!
Jean: You're awake. And you have about 100 Ark Royal and Kc Nagato clones that want you.
Mark Wayne Windle: I AM A CHILD AGAIN!?!?!?!
Jean: They found you.
Mark Wayne Windle: WHAT!? **looks to his right** NANI!!!
Jean disappears.
Mark Wayne Windle: I AM GOING TO COLLECT YOUR F*CKING HEAD AFTER ZIS!!!!! **unsheathes his Holy Saber**
Clone AR: Give up, or else!
Mark Wayne Windle: **takes her head off** A TRUE PRUSSIAN DIES IN BATTLE WITH HONOR FATHER THAN SURRENDERING!!!!!!! A COWARD RETREATS, BUT A PRUSSIAN STAYS AND FIGHTS TO HIS DEATH! FOR AS THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO GO AS A PRUSSIAN, AND THAT IS FORWARD, ONWARD TO VICTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!
They start to attack him. But he puts up a fierce resistance as he said he would.
Mark Wayne Windle: **swinging his Holy Saber with all of his might** DIE!!!!!!!
**bodies being sliced up**
**MULTIPLE EXPLOSIONS**
Mark Wayne Windle: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! THIS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MESS WITH ME!! MY FIRST NAME IS MARK, WHICH MEANS WAR GOD OR WARLIKE IN LATIN JA!? HAHAHAHAHAHAH, LET Z TRUE PRUSSIAN COME OUT!!!!!!
He begins to swing even fast and aims for the legs and then takes their heads off.
Mark Wayne Windle: AN INNER DEMON JA!? NEIN, IT'S CALLED THE GLORY OF THE KAISER AND THE IMPERIAL PRUSSIAN EMPIRE!!!!!!!!!!
Meanwhile
Jean: Hehehehe, now I going to take the Kaiser's hat, because it will piss him off.
He grabs the hat and runs, but then, he is stopped in his tracks. Little did he know, the Kaiser was behind him the entire time. He picks him up by the neck.
Kaiser Wilhelm VIII: I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR BULLSH*T!!!! ENOUGH WITH YOUR F*CKING PRANKS!! MY PEOPLE ARE SCARED BECAUSE OF YOU!!! I AM DONE WITH YOU!!!!!!
He picks up his hat and places it onto his head. Then, he unleashes his hidden power, the Iron Fist of the Kaiser.
**bones cracking**
Jean: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Kaiser Wilhelm VIII: SCREAMING LIKE A B*TCH! HOW ARE YOU EVEN A RUSSIAN!? A TRUE RUSSIAN DOESN'T SCREAM LIKE A B*TCH, THEY FIGHT THE ENEMIES OF THE MOTHERLAND TO THE DEATH!! THEY YELL "URRRRAAAAAAAAA" AS THEY FIGHT THE ENEMY, THEY DON'T RETREAT, THEY KNOW THAT THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO GO, AND THAT IS FORWARD, ONWARD TO VICTORY!!!! YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A WEAKLING THAT THINKS HE IS TOUGH!!! I AM A NORMAL HUMAN! YOU'RE A SHIP-BOY!!! GET THE F*CK OUT OF MY EMPIRE AND STAY OUT!!!!!
The Kaiser walks outside and then kicks Jean in the a*s with all of his might. He sends him flying into the Gulag with his things.
Jean: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! **hits a wall** AHHHHHHH! MY NECK!!!!!
KGB Soldier: Well well well, look what we have here, a traitor, annoying boy, a weakling, and a coward. Welcome to the Gulag, and I mean the worst one for you. The Gulag in the mountains on an island surrounded by ice cold waters. And you don't have your weapons either. GET TO WORK!! **kicks him**
Jean: AHHHHHHHHHH! **picks up a pic-axe and starts to mine coal**
Meanwhile
Clone AR: Got you. **licks her lips** I can't wait to see you when we have fun.
Mark Wayne Windle: IN YOUR DREAMS B*TCH!!! **bites her ear and rips off the flesh and then breaks her neck with his legs**
He picks up his Holy Saber and swing it like crazy once again until all of the clones are dead.
Mark Wayne Windle: ...hehehehehehehe......hahahahahahah.......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Amagi: I heard explosions, what happened? **gasps when she sees me** No it can't be!
Mark Wayne Windle: I can explain, Jean slipped some of that stuff again into my tea and it turned me into a child again. He left me here after I regained my senses to get r*ped by a 100 Ark Royal and a 100 Kc Nagato clones. I.....let my true warlike self unleash hell. I won.
Amagi: Jean!
Kaiser Wilhelm VIII: If you say that name one more time!!!
Amagi: Oh, I see he has tried you. I will take it that it didn't go so well did it?
Kaiser Wilhelm VIII: I strangled his neck like a Christmas Turkey as I put him into his feelings before kicking him all the way into the SPECIAL MOUNTAIN GULAG! **clears his throat** I will go to recollect myself and wait for myself to calm down. Please take care of Windle until he turns back to normal.
Amagi: Understood Kaiser.
Timeskip brought to you by Jean working in the Gulag while being whipped because he is mining slowly
He now has fresh clothes.
Mark Wayne Windle: **asleep on Amagi's lap**
Amagi: I wonder how long it will take for him to turn back to normal?
She strokes his head gently to confirm that he is asleep.
Mark Wayne Windle: **nestles**
Amagi: Good.
German translations;
JA; YES
NEIN; NO
Kaiser; Emperor
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The Author and His Daily Life of Azur Lane Part 2
FanfictionPart two of the first book. The Author and his Daily Life of Azur Lane. Azur Lane x Kantai Collection x Girls Frontlines.
