The Author and His Daily Life of Azur Lane Part 2

I dare you to catch a pigeon!

Mark Wayne Windle: Hello.

Admiral Hipper: Go away author! Make yourself useful and catch a pigeon idiot.

Mark Wayne Windle: Understood Ms. Hipper.

The next day

Mark Wayne Windle: **laying in a field in camo**

Pigeon: **walking near the author and pigeon noises**

Mark Wayne Windle: **slowly extending his arms**

The pigeon walks right next to the author and then he strikes.

Mark Wayne Windle: **tries to catch the pigeon and succeeds in doing so** Hi buddy.

Pigeon: **pigeon noises**

Sometime later

The author walks up to Admiral Hipper again.

Admiral Hipper: Huh? I don't remember telling you to walk up to me in such a manner.

Mark Wayne Windle: **shows her the pigeon** I did what you told me to do Ms. Hipper.

Admiral Hipper: WHAT!? H-HOW DID YOU CATCH A LIVE PIGEON!?

Mark Wayne Windle: I caught him with my own hands. I sat in a field for six hours and caught him with my own hands.

Admiral Hipper: **faints**

Mark Wayne Windle: Did I do something wrong?

Prinz Eugen: My, you actually caught one, and alive as well. Schwester, no, she just wasn't suspecting you to actually catch one.

Mark Wayne Windle: Oh. Well then, see you later my friend. **releases the pigeon**

The pigeon comes back and lands on the author's shoulder.

Prinz Eugen: My, have you made a friend?

Mark Wayne Windle: I guess so.

Note to self: Don't challenge the author so suddenly.

German translations;

Schwester; Sister