The Author and His Daily Life of Azur Lane Part 2

DAMN YOU LOLI-CON'S!!

Mark Wayne Windle: I am still shorter, if I am not back to my height of about 6 foot, and I don't continue to grow from puberty because of Ark Royal and Kc Nagato, then off with their heads ja?

Narrator: Meanwhile on the ground, they are still trying to climb up the tree.

Mark Wayne Windle: Ark Royal and Kc Nagato. They turned me, Downneck, Matt, and Fali into a kid. Well, they made me shorter. So, I am staying up in this tree, because 1. I am shorter, so I can see under skirts. And 2. Atago, Taihou, Akagi, Roon, Kc Nagato, Ark Royal, and the Yandere versions of you two want me. So that is why I climbed up the tree. I'll come down once I am at about 6 foot again. Although, I can still swing my Holy Saber ja?

Yandere Nagato: Oh author?

Yandere Mutsu: Please come down, or else we'll have to get Taihou or Akagi to get you out of the tree since you are stuck.

Mark Wayne Windle: NEIN! **climbs up even higher** HOW HIGH IS THIS TREE!?

Atago: Author, come to big sister!

Mark Wayne Windle: NEIN, YOUR BEAR HUGS WILL KILL ME, I AM SMALLER/YOUNGER NOW, SO I DON'T HAVE THE LUNGS TO HOUSE ENOUGH AIR FOR A BEAR HUG! PART OF MY HAIR TURNED BLONDE AT ABOUT 13 AND A HALF! AND I AM SHORTER, SO I WILL BE ABLE TO SEE UP Z SKIRT! AND I AM NO PERVERT!

Akagi: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! Shi~ki~kan!

Taihou: Please come down au~th~or!

Mark Wayne Windle: NEIN!

Roon: Author, heheheheheheh!

Mark Wayne Windle: I'LL GET THE KAISER IF YOU DON'T LEAVE!!!

Taihou: How au~th~or?! You're in a tree!

Mark Wayne Windle: Damn it, she a has point ja?

Ark Royal: Come down sweety!

Mark Wayne Windle: NEIN! WAIT, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE GULAG WORKING FOR PAPA STALIN!

Ark Royal: **giggles** I must fix what I did first! **nose bleeds**

Kc Nagato: Hmm, what if I fire blanks at him?

Mark Wayne Windle: NEIN! I WILL KILL YOU BEFORE THEY GET IF YOU OPEN FIRE AT ME! YOU'RE SHOOTING AN INNOCENT CHILD!!!

Kc Nagato: I suppose you're are right.

Mark Wayne Windle: Heheheheh, mind games of course. YEEEEEEEEEEET! **throws a flash bang at the girls below me**

**BANG**

Girls: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (ones of surprise).

Narrator: The author disappears without a trace.

Yandere Nagato: Where did he go?! OH FLUFFY! IT'S TIME TO PLAY OUR FAVORITE GAME, IT'S CALLED FIND AND RETRIEVE THE AUTHOR!

Meanwhile

Kaiser Wilhelm VIII: So those are behind this and the ours want you for other reasons and the Yandere versions of Nagato and Mutsu want your lemon once you turn back to normal?

Mark Wayne Windle: Jawohl, mein Kaiser!

Kaiser Wilhelm VIII: I'll get those girls out of the way for you. Hehehehehehehehehehe! **evil German noises**

Narrator: The author goes to his office and sit down on the chair, after climbing into it.

Nagato (normal version): **enters my office** Author? You're, shorter then usual?

Narrator: The author explains everything to her and Mutsu.

Mutsu: Well, we must watch over you then. Where are the others?

Mark Wayne Windle: Asleep at Amagi's house. She is watching over them. I did the brave move and got their attention while the others rest and wait for the potion to were off. I have an entire division of men and tanks protecting them.

Nagato: Well then, I guess we have to watch you then, author.

Mark Wayne Windle: I can do it myself, but due to the height problem, I also can't. I accept your offering.

Narrator: The author soon finds himself asleep with them, as their tails are wrapped around my entire body because of my smaller body mass and they sit in my chair as I sleep.

Nagato: I will admit, he is cute as a younger child.

Mutsu: **giggles** He is. The girls are asleep, so we should have enough time to watch him as he waits for the potion to were off. But he's older self is cuter, since the genetics kicked in at 13. At least he has outsmarted them.

Nagato: Agreed.