Shrexy x Shrek ~Shrex in Swamp uwu~

Chapter-16

Shrexy, Bitchrisha, and Miku were watching Boku No Piko on the couch, talking and having fun, and then suddenly there was a knock on the door. Who is it? I dunno.

Miku got up, and walked towards the door and said "If this is another fan wanting my autograph I'm gonna eat them." Miku opened the door and gasped. 

She baconed Shrexy to come over, and Shrexy bounced over, using her big, HOT titties. She looked in the door, and there sat him, 

Shrek

He was alive. 

He was crying, "Please Zhrexy come back to me, you were all that I have left!!" he cries, but Shrexy turned her head in disgust. "You walked in at the wrong time, me hate u"

"Will Smith Fish might have been your childhood crush because he's so fucking hot, but me, I'm your France, we were getting married in a week!" Shrek pleaded

Shrexy shookith her head, "You dismissed that when Bee Bitch was alive." Shrek nodded, Bitchrisha came up behind Shrexy and looked at Shrek.

"What's this gamer cuck doing here?" Bitchrisha assed, Shrexy shrugished, Shrek GASPED AND WHENT hUUHHHH and INHALED THE OXYGEN AND CARBON AT A QUICK PACE, AS HE TRIED TO UNDERSTAND WHY BITCHRISA WAS HER

"What de fuc is she doing here?" Shakr asked, Shrexy then bounced hr tiddies and said "We're best friends now" and then she used her tail to slam the door in Shreaks face, going back to sit on the cough with her best friends.

"some..." they heard, curiously, but then Shrexy knew what was about to happen, Shrek kicked down the door, "Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me

I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her foreheadWell the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glowHey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the moldIt's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now, wait till you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire, how about yours?
That's the way I like it and I never get boredHey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the moldHey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show, on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting starsSomebody once asked could I spare some change for gas?
I need to get myself away from this place
I said yep what a concept
I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little changeWell, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go (go!)
You'll never shine if you don't glowHey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the moldAnd all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold"

Shrexy and Bitchrisha were hiding, this is when Miku decided to take the sacrifice, and sing battle with him. 

While Miku distracted anime boi Shrek, and the two ran away together.