Shrexy x Shrek ~Shrex in Swamp uwu~

Chapter-7

Shrexy starred, as her rival walked into town.

Her Rival

With no official name.

So she is nicknamed Bitchrisha.

"Look who decided to stop stealing mah mans!" Bitchrisha states, huffing at Shrexy. The wind blew, towns folk backed up to see the tea spill, like how Mami's "tea" spilled after she got a bit ahead of herself.

"Sure, but at least my pussy pops better then yours!" Shrexy scoffed back, her tits jiggled threateningly.

Bitchrisha laughed, stepping forward. "You don't scare me, Shrexy! We all know what your real intentions are in this town!" 

"And what's that?"

"To fuck everyone and everything."

Shrexy hollered with laughter, "I have standards you know! Unlike you, my pussy can tell if anyone got aids. Sadly, yours couldn't learn that trick in time, huh?" Bitchrisha gasped, "I told you that was a fucking lie!"

"Sure. Papy's Spaghetti told me he didn't think your coochie smelled right." 

"HE DIDN'T-"

Shrexy turned, her wings folding slightly out as she looked at the setting sun, "You have no idea. In conclusion, I can confirm your mom is gay lol"

Bitchrisha gasped before putting an uno reverse card out of her tits.

Shrexy gasped, also pulling out an uno skip AND reverse card. Bitchrisha fell back. "I don't wanna see you, or your tits here in a few days. Get outta here, hoe."

"I live here, dumb ass! I'll see you in a few days randomly while I'm out shopping!" Bitchrisha yelled, getting up and walking to her house.

"All of them are mine." Shrexy hissed under her breath, before walked away.

"THE TEA HAS BEEN SPILLED" Shrexy's unborn fetus screamed.