Shrexy x Shrek ~Shrex in Swamp uwu~

Chapter-5

Shrexy got up extra early that day, and watched a clip of Space Jam, while blasting the song through her headphones. 

Shrek waled in, "Shrexy, what the fuck are you doing up at 3 in the morning?" He asked, coffee mug in hand. "What u doin up?" She responded, turned aroind/

"I go to work." he states, before grabbing his bag and leaving. "O oki." 

After he left, she watched Space Jam more, and then called over Kyoko. 

"Yo Kyoko can you cum over?"

"I'm eating ass rn, can't."

"Oh okay. Who's ass?"

"Sayaka's."

"Cool. I love you babe~" 

"Loaf you too~"

Then she hung up and called Homura over. 

"Can you cum over?"

"No, I'm beating the shit out of Walpurgisnacht. Do you know where Sayaka and Kyoko are, so they can help?"

"Nope."

"Well fuck."

Shrexy hung up again. There was one other person that she could hung out with that day,

Alastor's Microphone.

And Papy's Spaghetti. 

And... Miku. But Miku's probably busy singing.

Shrexy called Alastor's Mic, and Papy's Spaghet over for a very shrexy threesome.

Well they did. And Shrek walked in. 

"WAIT IT ISN'T WAT IT LOOKS LIEK!" Shrexy screamed, and Shrek just walked out. Shrexy threw Alastor's mic and the Spaghetti out the window, and ran over to shrek.

"Plz forgive me" Seh begged. Shrek nodded, loving SHrexy with all his heart. Thye made up and kissed

Little did Shrexty know, her grwowing demon fetus was freaking watching through the window