"FUCK ME HARDER!" Moaned Monika as she was being eaten out by Shrexy.
"It tastes like MAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAA UWU's shrimp mmmmmmmmmmm" Shrexy commented, before Monika climaxed and then teleported to another reality, so Shrexy could get ready to spend time with Shrek.
Shrek suddenly slammed the door open. A look of pure horror on his face.
"Mom found the poop sock."
"OH SHIT!" Shrexy screamed, running out of the house to the village to see ur mom asking who's poop sock it was and why there was piss in the cabinet.
Shrexy paniced. Suddenly a big boi worm came from the ground, ate ur mom, then cleaned everyone's feet of dirt. "Retweet my tweets you fuckers." And he disappear.
Shrek appear, like teleportation. "Mom died."
They then went home and slept in their (separate) beds, because we family friendly christians.
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Shrexy x Shrek ~Shrex in Swamp uwu~
No FicciónI'm Shrexy, and I'm in love with Shrek He is my bee friend and we are in loaf owo Warning:There will be Shrex in this!
