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Daddy Is The Scariest

"Daddy and the kids are back!", you barged in the house after a few hours of trick or treating with the kids from house to house until their bags were full.
You had a wide grin on your face and pointed at the bags. "Look! I promised the kids that they would be coming back home with their bags full of candy! I never break any promises!"
I laughed and poked your cheek softly. "Who drew whiskers on your face baby?"
You held your cheek and then remembered that the kids took some eyeliner from their mom's and took your face as their little canvas.
I shook my head and went to the kids who were sitting on the couch, counting the candies they've been collecting. "Mommy did you know??", one of our kids asked.
"Know what?"
"Daddy yelled at the mean guy for not giving us any candy. When he was about to close the door again, Daddy just started grinning weirdly and threat-", you immediately cut them oft and fed them chocolate before you said: "Pfft I don't know what they're talking about....in conclusion...they got their candy from everyone."

Scary