Saiouma one shots *SLOW UPDATES*

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(Shuichi pov)
It was about morning and right at the time when everyone usually meets for lunch everyday but as soon as I got there i heard kokichi and kaito arguing already it was barely even 10am and they had some how already got into an argument it could've been anyone else but no "what's going on here"

Miu turned and looked at me "none of us are actually sure as soon as we got here they were already arguing about God knows what"

Hmm that's odd I would've never thought kokichi would ever actually make it on time but it seems that he actually did the yelling and screaming was drowned out by my thinking until kaito looked at me and said "you agree with me right side kick" and I swear I saw kokichi glare at him from the corner of my eye "u...uhm what's this argument about again"

Kaito looked at kokichi then back at me "kokichi has been black mailing me into doing his bidding and I'm tierd of it plus he's been lying the whole time too"

"I SAID I WASN'T LYING ABOUT IT" ugh it's too early to be yelling kokichi's voice is kinda getting on my nerves

(kokichi pov)
I had gotten up early bc I had a bad dream and found kaito in the kitchen where they meet up for lunch he didn't wanna do anything too extreme but he just wanted to prank him a little he snuck up behind him and tapped him on the shoulder startling him and he jumped "what the hell kokichi you scared me"

Kokichi thought for a moment before he had a good idea "if you don't do all of my bidding I'll tell everyone what you did" his eyes widened that's good I got a good reaction out of him so he's obviously hiding something "uhm I...I don't know w...what your talking about" kokichi thought for a moment

"Oh of course you do and if you don't do everything I tell you I'll tell everyone about it" a big grin began to mold onto his face of course he was lying he didn't know what kaito was hiding but that makes it all the more fun

"I...I f...f-fine" YES now I can make him embarrass himself infront of everyone this was sure to be fun "first jump up and down saying I'm a loser" and he did it too kokichi couldn't hold back his laughter anymore and he burst out laughing "HAHAHAHA YOU REALLY DID IT" shoot did I just expose myself on accident "YOU WERE LYING KOKICHIIII" oh no he usually didn't get caught lying it just happened "I WAS NOT" "YOU WERE OBVIOUSLY LYING IF YOU WEREN'T LYING TELL ME WHAT IT IS THAT YOU HAVE DIRT ON ME" shoot um he had to make up something quick but nothing was coming to mind ummm ughh "I'll tell maki that you were masturbating to a picture of her" got em

His entire face went red "y...you what" welp I guess I was right he has done it before Jesus Christ "I said I'll tell maki that you've been masterbating  to her photo" when he finds out I liked he's gonna be so maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

"Okay but where's your proof that I was doing it" shoot he got me there " I don't have any but I did hear it"

"Kokichi your a liar you really think she'll believe you"I actually don't like being called a liar it kinda hurts "hmm it's possible she won't believe me but even if she doesn't we both know it's true" kaito looked at me like he didn't believe it "your lying I know you are" shit how does he know "no im not"

"Yes you are your lying bc if you were to have actually wanted me to believe you you would've brought proof and you have no proof to back it up" he's right "fine you caught me I was lying so what" he's glaring Pooh he's mad "WHY DID YOU LIE KOKICHI" "I WAS JUST MESSING AROUND CALM DOWN" as soon as I said that miu had come to the kitchen "what are you two arguing about this early damnit"

"Shut up you filthy cum dumpster this doesn't concern you" she took a step back obviously mad by the little nickname I had given her from the last class trial "first your gonna wake someone up two I was just asking three STOP CALLING ME THAT"