If you'd have told Robyn that she'd be head over heels for a 31 year old, married woman, she'd have laughed dead in your face. And probably cut you off while she was at it. That is, until she saw Beyoncé; the irresistible caramel goddess that just s...
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^^^ she's so 😩
Fri, Feb 14 Houston, TX 12:19pm
The group of friends sat together in the middle of their lunch period hovering over Robyn, who happened to be in a lovestruck haze. The subject in question: Beyoncé's Instagram. Her page was worth every drop of drool threatening to fall out the Bajan's mouth, and then some. She had had Teyana do some of her world-class investigating and she'd found the blonde's account in less than a minute.
Apparently, the woman had downplayed how well known of a surgeon she actually was, according to the 560k followers on her page. She'd even managed to garner a blue check to signify her account being verified. But Robyn couldn't even be surprised, she was just so gorgeous that this kind of following was definitely inevitable.
"Yo, she can operate on me any day of the week." Teyana mused at the woman's feed before sitting back in her seat.
The Barbadian was way too entranced to even be mad at that statement, silently nodding along in agreement.
"Ladies, please make you're way to the de-thirsteration station, like immediately." Kehlani teased from across the table as she finished munching on her slice of pizza.
(Iykyk)
"Bitch, what the fuck is that? You know what? We need to go find yo teachers and jump em cuz that brain ain't retaining a damn thing, honey."
"Shut that ass up Tey, you know the only 'brain' I care about is in the bedroom," Lani quipped back before eyeing her friend's tray, "but uh, lemme getcho sandwich tho."
They stared each other down for at least a solid five minutes.
(*Cue the Diddy staring meme)
Teyana sucked her teeth before angrily pushing the tray towards the girl.
"Mane, here. Always tryna eat somebody food, hungry bitch," she watched the tattooed teen happily take a bite of her meal before murmuring, "we needa jump yo mama too, cuz she must ain't feeding you."
Robyn snorted out a laugh at the two before looking back to her phone. She let her attention be sucked in by contents of the screen. Most of the pictures on the page were typical, every day posts; albeit still somehow managing to be sexy as hell. Though one photo in particular caused her to uncomfortably shift in her seat.
She was supposed to be scrolling inconspicuously. But she couldn't resist commenting on the post, not even bothering to spare a glance at the long ass caption underneath.
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