Me: Go to your room
Son: No. I hate you
Me: Yo, fuck you
BEST JOKES EVAH
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A/N
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Fruits that makes you cry
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A baby's laugh
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Me as a parent
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You're so cute
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Yo mama is so fat
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3x2
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Q. and A
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Little April
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Retirement Jokes
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Little Johnny
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School Jokes
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Little Johnny
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$1000
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Little Johnny
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F bomb
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Do you have a .... ?
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Jokes about cops
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Dirty Jokes
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2 hours
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obsessed
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Yo mama is so poor
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Blonde Jokes
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Hello, operator?
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Little Johnny
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Disguisting Jokes
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blind man
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For my people
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Jokes about women
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Monkeys ;-)
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All I want for Christmas
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F5
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Wi-fi
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Dont blame me
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You're Unique
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You are not ugly
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Common Sense
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Be Loyal
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I'll fight for my sweet Chocolate
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Girls
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I'mthe best
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Opposites
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Handsaw
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A/N
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Smart kid
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Yo mama
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Yo mama
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yo mama
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Yo Mama
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Yo mama
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yo mama
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Yo mama
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yo mama
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yo mama
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yo mama
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yo mama
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Snails
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True story
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proof
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poems
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Q and A
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yo mama
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ipad
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twins
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yo mama
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gay jokes
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yo mama
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Blonde jokes
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Yo mama
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shoes
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yo mama
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yo mama
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yo mama
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yo mama
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email
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1000
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Insult
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lessons
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Love life
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love life
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Dj
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simple math
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Found it
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blonde cop
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Blondes Mailbox
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Painting The House
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Death Row
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Death Row
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Boyfriend/Girlfriend
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justin bieber
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Horse and chicken
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Honeymoon
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Pulling a tooth
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Little Johnny
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Coincidence
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Punishment
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calories
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Calories
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Key
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Shots
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Blonde Jokes
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Donations
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little Johnny
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Parrot
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virgins
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Crowds
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Why arent you going to the church?
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Getting a cake
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Just trying to be helpful
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Customs of an Irishman
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Genius
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Genius
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Ceiling Fans
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b-day
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I dont Hate U
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good stories
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George Washington
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Little Johnny
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Beautiful
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Fascinate
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Little Johnny
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Definitely
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Jesus Christ
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Cab
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Curse
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How to impress someone
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lottery
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Movies
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I am a man
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Words
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Jack and Jill
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Condoms
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Poems
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$200
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Babies
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Take care of something
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Suspect
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Taylor Swift
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Don't break someone's heart
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Superheroes
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Don't break someone's heart
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Life
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I don't care
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Horror
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which is better?
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I'm not funny
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For you
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Blood Groups
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Cats
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Five important Qualities
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Bachelor and a married man
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Tech
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A/N
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Twilight
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Harry Potter
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Harry Potter
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Spongebob
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Frozen
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Justin Bieber
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Life is like a movie
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Frozen
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Beans
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Facts
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Facebook
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7 Complicated Facts about women
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Curse
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Carrots
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Girl on Fire
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Me
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Poem
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Bad News, Good news
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3 things I've learned in school
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Everything
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Relationships
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School
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Number
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Photographer
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Text
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Crayons
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Poem
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Everything
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beer
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Pass
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Coincidence
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Prayer
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Swimming pool
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Marriage
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Little Johnny
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Skunk
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I
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Sched
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Hipster
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You
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As a father
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Me in the future
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