Man: Can I fuck you?
Woman: No
Man: Okay, how bout I drop 1000 dollars on the floor and when you are trying to pick it up, I'll fuck you
The woman calls her boyfriend
Boyfriend: Do it, but pick it up real fast so that he wont have time to unzip his pants
The woman agrees to the man
5 minutes later, the boyfriend called
Boyfriend: How'd it go?
Woman: The bastards used coins. I'm still picking and he's still fucking
