Peter Parker Oneshots

Percy Jackson+MCU mashup

Deadpool is going to be in this story but his relationship to Peter is completely platonic. 

I wrote this story months ago, so it sucks. Also, one big paragraph, and I was too lazy to break it up. 

The new alarms that signaled a person was coming near the camp borders went off. Chiron galloped up Half-Blood Hill. Annabeth, Piper, Jason and Leo all ran up the hill too. "What's going on? Who is it?" Annabeth yelled. They saw a scrawny young brunette running from the Minotaur. "Get Percy. It's the Minotaur," Clinton ordered. Annabeth sprinted down the hill. "Do I really need to run faster?!" They heard from the boy. He proceeded to run even faster than most of the people in the camp. The Minotaur just went faster too. Annabeth came back up the hill with Percy in tow. "You know what? I'm done," the boy shouted. The others were confused. The boy stopped, turned and waited. As soon as the Minotaur got close, he flipped up onto its neck, wrapped his leg around it and spun. The momentum caused the Minotaur to come crashing down and turning to dust. "D-dust..." the boy said. The boy started hyperventilating. "I don't wanna go..." he kept repeating. Percy and Annabeth knew what was happening. "Panic attack," they said in unison and ran to help the boy. "Hey, kid, it's going to be okay," Percy said. "Follow my breathing pattern," Annabeth instructed. The boy's unfocused eyes started to focus again. Soon he was breathing normally and almost out of the attack. "Thanks," he mumbled. "What's your name?" Annabeth asked. The boy hesitated. "P-Peter," He said. "Okay, Peter, come with me," Annabeth said. They walked back to the others. "This is Peter," Percy announced. He looked down at the ground. "Hello, Peter, If you can come with me, I will help you," Chiron said. Peter looked at him. "A centaur. Not the weirdest thing I've seen, but okay," he mumbled. They started to walk to the tree when Chiron stopped. He turned to the others besides Peter. "What if he is mortal and is just clear sighted?" He whispered. Peter of course, due to his enhanced senses, heard this, but kept silent. "We'll have to see," Annabeth whispered back. They walked over to the tree. They passed it and waited for Peter. He looked at them curiously and walked past the borders. Then they did the usual orientation and put him in with Percy. They had a feeling the kid was powerful. And if he had another panic attack, Percy could help him. That night after dinner, Peter went to Percy and asked, "Do they have a gym or something here?" He asked. Percy nodded and led him to the arena. "Do you need a weapon or do you have one?" Percy asked. Peter looked at him and curiously shook his head. "I just want to work out," he answered. Percy nodded in understanding. "I'll do it with you," he said. Peter walked over to a punching bag and Percy walked to a dummy. Soon, they were done doing what they were doing and they walked out of the arena. They pass the forge. "Do-Do they have a lab?" Peter asked. "No, but they have a forge," Percy answered. Peter's eyes widened. Percy took over to the forge. He ran in and looked around. "Hi! I'm Peter! Can I work here?" He practically yelled. Jake, the head counselor, looked up. "Sure, just don't touch anything that looks dangerous," he answered. Peter ran over to an empty spot, took something off of his wrist, and grabbed tools. Percy chuckled and left him there. On the way back to his cabin, Percy stopped by Annabeth. "Peter seemed to love the forges, maybe Hephaestus," he asked. Annabeth looked at him. "Maybe," she said and went back to work.

The next day, they were all at breakfast when Peter asked, "Okay so what is up with this place?" They looked panicked. They hadn't told him about the gods. Percy was about to speak up when Annabeth said, "What is up with you?" Peter looked slightly panicked. "W-What? N-nothing..." he stuttered. Annabeth narrowed his eyes. Peter sighed. "I can't tell you," he said. Percy came up with a plan. "If you can beat Annabeth at a fight we'll tell you our secrets first," he said. "Okay!" Peter said. "Pete, don't do it! She's dangerous!" Leo said. Peter shrugged. Annabeth sighed. "Percy why?" She mumbled. Peter was the first to get up. He ran to the arena. The others followed in tow. "I guess I have to do this..." Annabeth said. Peter was already there, warming up. "Peter, you need a weapon?" Jason called. "Nah, I'm good. I usually go hand to hand combat," Peter called back. "Can Annabeth use her dagger?" Piper asked. Peter shrugged. "Sure," he said. They were all confused and surprised. How could just a scrawny kid be so confident? They got into starting positions. "Go!" Percy shouted. Annabeth lunged. Her dagger went right through Peter. She stopped shocked. Peter used this as an opening. He threw a punch. The sudden movement from Peter snapped her out of her shock. She blocked it and went back to fighting. The two fought in a dangerous dance for a while before Peter did the move he did with the Minotaur. He pressed his arm into her back and she tapped out. The others were in shock. The kid beat the person none of them could beat. Annabeth too was shocked. When they walked back to the others, Annabeth told them to watch. She took her dagger and thrusted it at Peter . It went straight through him. He screamed. The others were shocked. Percy grabbed Peter and ran to the Big House. They went to Chiron and showed him the same thing. His eyes widened. "Peter, we need to talk to you," he said. They all sat down in the meeting room. They gave him the whole spiel in the gods. He didn't look surprised at all. "I know. My uncle, well not biologically, but my uncle is a Norse god," he said. "What?" They asked. "Peter, you need to tell us what is up with you!" Jason said. Peter sighed defeatedly. "Listen closely. I'm only saying this once," he said. "Secret 1: I live with the Avengers," he said. Their eyes widened. "Secret 2," Peter went on, "My dad is..." He hesitated. "We won't tell," Annabeth reassured him. "My dad is Tony Stark," he said. "Iron Man?!" Leo yelled. Peter winced and nodded. "Secret 3: I am an Avenger," he said. Their eyes widened even more, if it was even possible. "Secret 4: I'm not fully human," he said. They were all confused. "But Celestial Bronze went through you?" Annabeth said. "Secret 5: I'm Spider-Man." With that, Annabeth screamed, Leo jumped up, Jason and Piper sat there like the civilized people they are. And Chiron? Well he didn't really do anything. "So you have like powers and stuff?" Jason asked. Peter nodded. "What are they?" Piper asked. "Uh... enhanced senses, super strength, speed, jump, etc. Uh, a sixth sense that I call my Spidey or Spider Sense and I can stick to anything," he answered. Annabeth's dagger shot towards him. He dodged. "Geez," He said. "So, you're Peter Stark, a vigilant, who is more of a superhero, an Avenger, and not fully human," Percy recapped. Peter nodded. "What are you if you're not fully human?" Piper asked. "I'm half human, half spider," he answered. Annabeth screamed again. Peter looked at her in confusion, and Chiron for answers. "Child of Athena. You know the story of Arachne. All children of Athena are deathly scared of spiders," he explained. "Oh," he said, "I'm not going to hurt you or anything. I'm only half spider because a radioactive spider bit me on a field trip and it morphed with my DNA," he explained to her. She nodded but was still cautious in sitting in her seat. Peter sat in thought for a moment then his eyes widened. "Oh god, dad doesn't know where I am! He's probably assembling the Avengers right now!" He screamed. He took off his watch and threw it on the ground. Blue light popped up. "Peter!" A voice called. Tony Stark came into view of the hologram. "H-hey Dad!" Peter said. "Peter Stark! Where are you?!" Pepper came into view. "Hey M-mom," he stuttered. They crossed their arms and looked at him for answers. "Okay, so I got lost on patrol so I started to swing to a light, but then I ran out of web fluid, so I had to walk and then this man came and tried to attack me, but I didn't have my suit on so I didn't want to reveal my identity and then these people found me and let me stay with them and my senses weren't going off so I figured they were safe and they were and there is this amazing camp with a gym and stuff so they let me stay overnight and it was fun but I only remembered to tell you now." Peter took a breath. "And here we are," he summed up. Tony facepalmed. "Only You Peter," He said. "Peter!" A voice shouted. Deadpool popped into view. "Hey Wade!" Peter said. "I'm coming to get you Peter!" He said and the hologram disappeared. "Uh oh," Peter mumbled. The others looked at the watch. Leo looked excited. "Do you want to build something?!" He yelled. Peter looked at him. "Hell yes," he said. They ran out of the big house. As he was running with Leo, a man in a red and black suit appeared at the comp borders. Peter spotted him and called his new friends over. Nico decided to give the strange man permission to enter the camp. Peter told him his name and Nico spoke the command. . "I give permission to Wade Wilson to enter Camp Half-Blood," Nico finished. The man as fast he could to Peter, wrapped him in a hug. "Peter!" He shouted. This got the attention of most of the camp. Annabeth, Percy, Jason and Piper were on their way down to where they were. "What the heck Wade!" Peter exclaimed. "I'm your friend. Of course I'm gonna show up and rescue you!" Peter rolled his eyes. The others were watching the whole exchange. "Who are you?" Annabeth asked menacingly. Under his mask, Wade rolled his eyes. "Yeah, not scared. Trust me, I deal with scarier things than you everyday," Wade snarked, "And I am Wade Wilson, Deadpool, and the 'Merc with a Mouth,' as people call me." They looked at him. "Your Deadpool?" Percy asked. Wade nodded. "Cool!" Percy fanboyed. They all stared at Percy curiously. "What's so special about him?" Piper asked. "He's basically immortal!" Percy exclaimed. They were still confused. Peter flipped a knife out from under his shoe. They're eyes widened. Peter chucked it perfectly at Wade and it right in his heart. They cried out. Wade shrugged. "Can't die. Enhanced healing to rival a god's," Wade said. Wade grabbed the knife and tossed it back to Peter who caught it expertly. They watched as the hole slowly started to close. "Wow, interesting," Annabeth said. They started talking when Peter felt his Spidey Sense go off. He reached back and caught an arm. He looked back. There were two boys, almost twins, trying to pickpocket him. "Not going to happen," he said. They walked away with frowns on their faces. The others were laughing. Peter shrugged it off. They talked for a while. Then Wade turned to Peter. "Your dad wants you home," he said. Peter nodded. He tapped his watch. The Iron Spider grew around him. The others stared in wonder. "What is that?" Leo asked. "Nanotech, you like it?" Peter said, "I gotta go!" He hugged everyone. "Visit anytime," Annabeth said. "Where is this?" Peter asked. Annabeth fished a card out of her pocket and handed it to Peter. He read it and he'd the nanotech take it to a pocket. He finished hugging them and turned to Wade. The legs on the suit opened up and grabbed Wade. "Bye!" Peter shouted. "Bye Bye!" Wade waved. Peter shot a web and swung off. When he was gone, Annabeth went and picked up a web. She examined it. "Wow, the tensile strength is amazing!" She said. The others had already walked away. She huffed and went to her cabin.