Hijikata's Little Sister (ON HOLD)

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War?

"Oi Gintoki, where's the yakulk you owe me?" Takasugi said while climbing up the roof. Gintoki flicked his booger at someone and chuckled.

"Sakamoto got your yakulk. He told me he'd supply it for 20 years to you."

"AHAHAHAHA, I DON'T REMEMBER SAYING THAT AHAHAHAAHA." Sakamoto suddenly showed up before them, Katsura just behind him.

"Oi get ready you morons, I saw a group of men sneaking through. They'll be here in about, 2 minutes."
We were in the middle of climbing down when a loud bang was heard through the gates.

" I guess my calculations were wrong then." I eagerly jumped off the roof and charged blindly at the group of men.

I swoop down half of the enemies on my own and seeing that I've done enough work, I found a comfy looking tree and went there.

I saw 2 men beside our base setting up bombs. I ran my way there but the bomb set up and I was caught in the explosion. I let out a scream as the bomb went off.

Luckily, I survived the explosion and received only first degree burns.

Gintoki and the others found me laying there and immediately treated my wounds.

  Katsura was dividing up the men for war. The 4 of them will have their own troop, I was in Katsura's because of my condition.

  I tried to persuade them to have my own troop but they insist that I stay with Katsura. The night before war, the five of us shared a drink and readied ourselves for tommorow.

Battlefield.

"Oi, Zura! I thought your plan was good!" Gintoki shouted while fending off some enemies.

"Zura janai, Katsura da! And yes, my plan was good, you just didn't move according to plan."

The five of us were now in the middle of the battlefield and inside some kind of barrier.

"Um guys, I think we should focus on bringing the barrier down no?" I said while slashing an enemy.

"I know where the people incharge the barrier are." Takasugi suddenly said, coming close to us.

He gestured to one of the men in the sides of the barrier, he wasn't holding a weapon like everyone else, and he seemed calm, so sure that they would win.

  "You should've said sooner, Bakasugi!" Gintoki aimed a sword at Takasugi who easily dodged was about to hit gintoki but cut a part of Sakamoto's Hair instead. 

"AHAHAHAHA, I thought you're aiming at my head, AHAHAHAAHA." Sakamoto nervously laugh at the action.

Then there was a ticking sound.

"Guys do you hear something? I definitely thought I'm hearing something, I'm not deaf no? There's a bomb right at our feet no?" The ticking stopped and all of us looked at our feet.

"Eh?"

Loud screams were heard in the middle of the battlefield.

Katsura was in the sidelines. He's charging at a group, "This is it!" Katsura searched his pockets to grab a bomb but found none.

"Eh? I thought I put it in here, where is it? Huh?" Katsura was punched, hard, and fell onto my feet.

"Need help, Leader?" I smiled at him smugly. Our position makes me think I'm more superior than him. He dosen't respond to my question so I stepped on him. 'Heh, grovel at my feet more.'

"I can't hear you Zu-ra~" I heard a scream at my side and slashed the man dead.

"Y-yes, save me Toushira-dono!" I picked Katsura and threw him onto Gintoki.

"Oh, hey Zura, my sword broke, I think you should lend me yours." Gintoki grabbed Katsura's feet and started swinging him at the enemies.

"Zura janai, Katsura da- aaaaah!" Zura slipped off Gintoki's hand and landed on Takasugi. Katsura was met with a deadly glare.

  "What are you doing, get me my yakulk." Katsura was kicked and was now on Sakamoto.

"AHAHAHAHAHAHA What type of girls do you like? AHAHAHAHAHAHA" Sakamoto was chatting with the barrier caster and was drinking with him.

"I like ladies wearing, ****, ***** ******, and ******." The man replied red from the alchohol.

  "Do you happen to have a, Puru-button-with-a-banana-who-came-from-a-gorilla-but-without-butt-hairs-that-destroys-barrier-with-a-fart ? " Zura asked the man.

"Ah yes, I have a, Puru-button-with-a-banana-who-came-from-a-gorilla-but-without-butt-hairs-that-destroys-barrier-with-a-fart."the man replied.

"Then would you give us that for a magazine of ladies wearing **** and ********** and more, for that , Puru-button-with-a-banana-who-came-from-a-gorilla-but-without-butt-hairs-that-destroys-barrier-with-a-fart?" Sakamoto offered.

"Is that the newest volume? Then I'd gladly give it to ya'. Here's your, Puru-button-with-a-banana-who-came-from-a-gorilla-but-without-butt-hairs-that-destroys-barrier-with-a-fart." The man gave us a blue button switch. 

Katsura started jumping and waving the thing at his hand.
"Oi! I finally found the button to destroy the barrie-" Katsura was cut off as an arrow pierced through the remote and destroyed it to pieces.

Sakamoto puts a hand on Katsura's shoulders, "That guy told me another way to destroy the barrier." He said seriously.

"Why are you naked Sakamoto?" Asked Katsura.

  "Ah, He exchanged information for my clothes, AHAHAHAHAHAHA." Sakamoto said scratching his head.

"He said we have to kill the biggest guy in the field, AHAHAHAHAHAH, apparently he has the other,     Puru-button-with-a-banana-who-came-from-a-gorilla-but-without-butt-hairs-that-destroys-barrier-with-a-fart "

"I'm on it!!!" Shira screamed as he headed for the big guy. "Be careful Toushira-dono!" Katsura screamed after.

  The big guy noticed our plans and was about to counter my attack, but he dosen't see me. 'Heh, I'm the shadow of those four, ofcourse I'm not that easy to battle.'

She was aiming for his nape since it will immobilize the big guy faster. She went up his back unnoticed and quietly slashed at his nape, deep.

She was surprised when she found out that the big guy didn't spurt blood. 'It's a machine.' reality struck her and yelled, "Everybody drop! This will explode!" A loud explosion occured from the big guy and the barrier diminished at the same time.

Minutes after the explosion, loud yells and cheers erupted from the ground as they make their way out in the field.

  'Now we're in war.'