Hijikata's Little Sister (ON HOLD)

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Stands and Ghosts
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"Shut your damn mouth monkey!" An old man yelled and hit Gintoki with his spare underwear.

"G-g-g-g-g-ghost!" And Gintoki passed out.

"Oi wake up! Stuttering is normally short not that long monkey." The old man said while kicking Gintoki gaining him a broken feet.

"What the heck! I'm dead! I shouldn't be getting injuries!" The stinky old man said while his feet falls off.

"This shouldn't be happening! I shouldn't have felt pain either!" He screamed as he poops in his underwear.

"I don't have a spare." The old-stinky-poor-excuse-of-a-man said while shutting himself in his room and grew mushrooms in a corner.

|Timeskip|

"Ketsuno Ana..." Gintoki woke up from where he passed out and was having a little trouble remembering how he got into this situation.

"Gintoki-san, please be ready, a special customer is coming." A pale lady with black hair spoke to Gintoki.

"Who are you? Why are you semi-transparent?" Gintoki asked slightly shaking.

"Why that's because I'm a ghost, Gintoki-san." She said while Gintoki passed out.

|Timeskip again|

"Ketsuno Ana..." Gintoki woke up from where he passed out and was having a little trouble remembering how he got into this situation.

"Gintoki-san, please be ready, a special customer is coming." A pale lady with black hair spoke to Gintoki.

"Wait, deja vu?" Gintoki asked.

"I'm a ghost, we need to work, and don't pass out. You have already passed out 2 times in this chapter, and it's just getting started." She said and dragged Gintoki along the creepy hallway.

"Um, kind ghost-san, where are you taking me? Please don't feed me to your customer!"

"My name is Rei, and both of us are working here, you're newly hired so I will show you the basics."

"What basics?"

"Cleaning rooms, delivering set of underwear, and washing backs."

"I-s the customer human? Or g-ghost?"

"Ofcourse it's a ghost, this is an inn for ghosts after all."

"Eh?"

"Oi! What are you two still doing?! Prepare the baths right away! The customer is about to arrive anytime." Another ghost said while holding a set of underwear.

"Absolutely, please tell inn-lady I'm receiving pay." Gintoki bravely said to the ghost who just walked past him and ignored his request.

" We should ready the baths, it's not great getting on Oiwa-sama's bad side."

  They headed to the shower room and arranged the towels, soap, lotions, and whatever you need for bathing.

After doing their jobs, all of them including Gintoki were called in the main hall for greeting the customer.

The customer was wearing a noble robe from ancient times, and his body was ultra healthy.

"He seems like an ancient dead man." Gintoki whispered to Ju.

"Yes, he's been this inn's customer for 100 years now." Ju whispered back.

"Dosen't his spirit 'rest'?"

"Well, most of the spirits move on but unfortunately, the service in here is so great they don't want their spirits to pass on." Ju said a little sad.

'Seems fishy.'

After all servants left the room, Gintoki strode his way to the customer and bluntly asked it a question.

  "Hey, what's so special about the service they give you here that makes you not want to move on?"

"Nothing special really but it feels so great after my massage with the inn-keeper. Wait your a servant! Get out!" The ghost said realizing he just talked casually to a stranger.

'The inn-lady huh.'

After the 'conversation' with the fatso customer, Gintoki sneakily made his way on the 'massage room' to which the inn-lady settles.

Like the fatso said, the inn-lady is giving him a massage but something is odd at her, she isn't moving her hands, instead a shadow-like figure is doing it for her which connects to her back.

"What the heck is that?!" Gintoki blurted out and the inn-lady looked at him, the shadow not even bothering to take a look.

'Oh shit.'