Boris x reader

Yeah ❤️

U are walking to ur house in London when suddenly a huge tractor comes down ur street and splashes mud into ur face. U were having a bad day anyway because ur pet tré had fallen down. Wiping tears from your eyes, an obese man gave u an embroidered handkerchief with BJ on it. U said thank you and wiped your eyes with it.

Suddenly out of no where he grabs ur arm and you look up at his beautiful blue sexy eyes. U realise that it's Boris Johnson ur prime minister. You would gasp but you're so taken away by his hotness in real life you just stare.
"Come back to mine. You can get washed." His sexy deep croaky voice that sounded like it had swallowed a millions women's bum juices said.
U nodded and walked alongside him but noticed that he has a lump in his trousers
Ur eyes widen, disgusted but u still come with him

U arrive at 10 Downing Street with all the paparazzi outside. He explains to them that ur a family friend even tho he is holding ur hand. He yanks u inside and his little dog jumps up at u and u pet it. Next u hear his gf coming so he says "go into the bathroom".

U obey him and go in to a rich bathroom with a huge bath. You sit in it naked and run the water, ur now clean. The door bursts open with Boris in some shorts. U gasp as he has just walked in on u but u turn ur back to him. He walks out again luckily but then U hear Chris whittys voice along the hallway. The two men run in and jump into the bath with u but u get away just in time grabbing a towel. Ur terrified and shaking so you run out but realise the cameras are outside and ur half naked so u go upstairs punching his gf on the way.