U rubbed ur juicy bum as u stepped outside ur escort car to go into 10 Downing Street to see ur potential bby daddy. U nodded ur head at the guards as u went in. Boris promised u that he told his gf that u were an advisor and nothing else.
"Y/n, boris is in his office" Shane dawson bowed to u as u walked in. U were wearing this
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
So u knew he would get a man bone. Ur nails were hella fresh and u felt like a bad bitty. U walked ur way like a cat walk through to his office. U saw his eyes light up as he saw u and u could sense the boner.
"Heyyyyy bojo" u smiled
"Hello folks- omg no I meant hi y/n"
U rolled ur eyes as u sat on the corner of his desk spelling coconut w ur hips.
"Bby gurl are u pregnant?"
U looked down at the floor "why boris would it affect anything between us"
"Just tell me"
"Yes I am"
He got up and stroked his head of yummy hair as he walked around pacing "is it mine"
"Idk that's why I did the paternity test"
"I hope it is mine"
"Results cum tomorrow. But boris u did it when I was asleep so I had no consent"
"Yh but I'm too sexy to resist right"
U were disgusted w him. "I'm going to get a drink where is ur kitchen" he directed u w his hands. U looked out of the window thinking about who the bby daddy could be. U suddenly heard female voices and boris voice so u took ur water and to ur surprise two ladies w very short skirts and a bra on were posing w boris for a pic
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
U felt a huge rage of jealousy as his pooey yellow teeth shined
"Who r u" u suddenly blurred out and everybody went silent
"I'm dims"
"I'm hannah" the other one said
"Oh mr boris ur so very handsome r u single" hannah said w her hand on his shoulder
Before he could answer one of the photographers said "can we get some more shots pls bring the bowl of custard"
Before u knew it boris had his hands full of dripping custard whilst dims was lapping it up just for a pic. U knew u had to keep ur relationship w him secret so u just stood there trying not to storm off
Next he was spooning both of them in ur guest bed
Dims suddenly nudged his hoo haa and he got a bone so they stopped taking pics and waited for it to go down. U couldn't take it anymore so u went and spat in her face first and then hannah
"WTF!l" they screamed at u in unison and everybody was confused
Suddenly u felt ur demon child kick and it reminded u that u need to keep up the lie
" do u not think this is inappropriate he has a gf"
"Come om lets leave" they both got up sticking their bhatis out at boris and the photography team followed them
