"Y/n what r u doing we have to keep us secret" he growled like an obese naked mole rat
"So u think that was nice for me to watch huh"
"We were just taking pics bby gorl don't be like this!"
"Idc alexander ur a cheater"
"No y/n I love you"
"No u don't "
"Yes I do why do u think I bought u so much stuff and spent so much time w u and pretended-"
Ur phone suddenly went off
"It's the test" u peed ur pants in anxiety as u opened the message
"It's urs boris"
"YAY" he started to juju on the beat and change the light bulb dance for nite"
"But I need to go to get an ultrasound k babes "
"Ok I'll take u in my tractor yeh"
Chris whitty suddenly burst through the door "guys I'm gonna b a dad" a yummy girl came through the door looking like this
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"Wassup I'm ruby"
"No way Chris me too" boris said as he literally peed in the middle of the floor
Ruby saw the pee and immediately started rolling in it demonically and giggling like a witch.
"Sorry she gets overexcited" Chris said as he tried to stop and get her up but Ruby was nudging boris meat through his trousers with her nose
Ruby hissed at him and starts rubbing her face in the pee and moaning as she pants in exhaustion from rolling in it. "Gurl I need some more of ur precious liquids "
"NO they're for me only" u growled
U had a hissing stand off w ruby as u fought for his pee
