Boris x reader

No way

U were sitting in the chair waiting for the scans to come back and squeezing boris sausage fat fingers.

"It's gonna b ok"

"I know I'm just scared"

Suddenly lil buddy came in w the results "congrats ur having twins... is this ur partner"

"No no he's just coming w me" u lied, still processing the news

U came out of the clinic rlly happy cos u were having twins but u suddenly saw ambulance going to chris house so u asked boris "what thAt"

"Idk lets go and check it out"

In the car there u were discussing names

"Subway and surfer"

"Failed and abortion"

"Huge and clit"

U were finally at chris house where he stopped saying weird names for the bbys. U looked in the windows and say chris waving his arms around like a baby

U walked in the house and went upstairs where ruby was naked in the bath tub giving birth, "why is Chris downstairs acting crazy" u asked her

"He's going crazy bc I'm naked"

"That is so creepy"

'"IKR"

The bby didn't seem to b coming out of her so u grabbed some hot gravy poured it in her panani and barked at the baby ordering it to come out