U now learnt that ur having twins w boris. U r w him in Poundland in the changing rooms when u see a clothing hanger. U decide to stick it up ur panani and scream with pleasure. Boris is outside and he peeks through at ur naked body asking what's wrong
"Nuthin yolo"
"Ok bby gorl"
U find the perfect dress for the dance tomorrow night
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So u step outside to show it to boris and he says its almost as ugly as u so u go back in and show the other one
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He loves it because it reminds him of his fave animal
U smile at him and then put ur other clothes back on and walk out of the changing rooms ur panani feels nice and open and ur getting the breeze to it because u didn't put pants on
"Cum on my driver is waiting for me'
"Can u shut up I'm trying to buy this dress for the dance"
U rolled ur eyes and slapped him in the face w ur Poundland bag and went to go in the car. U gazed lovingly at the Poundland bag
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