I was helping Ronnie and Fiona stealing toilet paper from public restrooms
"I wasn't thinking about getting married. He brought it up. Now I'm like, obsessed." Veronica told us as she hands me Phillips
"Same here when you guys asked me to keep the baby if I am pregnant." I said
"Wasn't he drunk when he asked you guys?" Fiona asked us
"Oh, Yeah, it was like that David Hasselhoff video, eating a cheeseburger" Ronnie told us
"I never saw that" Fiona said
"It's on YouTube. It's a car wreck" I told her as I get the toilet paper
"Also Veronica asked me to keep the future baby as well and she wasn't drunk" I said
"That's because I want us to be a happy family. Like for real. I want kids with you And Kevin" V said to me
"Aw I love you baby" I told her
"I love you too cupcake" she told me
"You guys want drunk proposals to be the story you guys tell your grandkids?" Fiona asked me
"My husband proposed to me at the top of the Sears tower. Champagne and roses. Six months into the marriage I found out he was fucking my sister while I was at home pregnant" A lady told us
"And the moral of the story is?" V asked the lady
"My sister's a bitch" she said as she left
"Other than presents and booze give three reasons to get married and to have a kid." My sister told us
"Lots of people who love each other get married and have kids everyday Fiona" Ronnie said as she backs us up
"I don't know guys. The way things are between you Kevin and Kat right now. It seems perfect. Why ruin it?" Fiona told us as we left
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V and I got to her house and we see kevin. We are all naked and right now Kev is under the sheets pleasuring V.
Ronnie and I look at each other as we think
"Kev, come out" Ronnie told Kevin
"You done?" He asked as he looks at her
"Why are we getting married?" Ronnie asked him
"And why do we want a kid?" I asked him
"What?" He asked us
"Other then the presents and the booze. Can you tell me three reasons why you want to get married?" V asked him as I moved over for him to lay down between Ronnie and I
"Not really. Wait a minute. This isn't one of those test, is it? Where I'm supposed to change your mind?" He asked Ronnie
"If it is, you just failed" I told him as I giggled
"What are you Saying? You don't want to get married?" He asked Ronnie
"I mean, things between all of us are pretty good. I don't want to ruin it." V told him as she looks at me
"What do we tell people?" He asked
"That the wedding's off, no one's damn business why." She told him as I giggled
"Yeah?" Kevin asked
"Yeah"
"Well, great. Then." He said
"I guess I gotta tell Mama." Ronnie said
"Oh, yeah that's gonna suck" Kevin said
"She's on her way over to talk about the blessed event and baby names." V told us
