I haven't updated in so long, whatthefack. back on my bullshit 😌✨💅🏽
(this one is short but sweet and a bit comical... !lowercase intended!)
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"billie", you say half asleep. 'wait a few seconds...1..2..3, ok fuck that i'm hungry' "BILLIE!", you yelp as you roll over and hit her side. "what..", she mumbles from under the blanket, "i'm hungyyyy", you say in a childish voice. "you act like you can't get up and do it yourself ", she says with a hint a attitude.
you look at her like she's crazy, "that's because I CAN'T", you yell at her once more, "did you forget i'm carrying your child?!", you say in a annoyed tone, " i'm an 6 month pregnant bitch!". "how could I forget?", she says rolling over to look at you, chuckling. "what do you want to eat this fine morning, ma'am?", she says in a sarcastic, butler-ey tone. "jeeves! fetch me the finest eggs, the most tender bacon, and that golden brown krispy toast you make oh so well", you reply, playing along. "oh but of course, madam", she reply's, "I make it for you right now, otay?". "otayyy", you reply. she kisses you on the forehead and walks out to the kitchen. and you wonder,
