Tonight (I wish you did your homework)

Haunt // potato gems

Juicika's POV

We were on the way to Mr Hams health class when I decided to express my disappointment toward Ragina and Rome.

"WHAT IF SEDONA GOT YOU TWO TO SPLIT UP!"
I yelled whilst flailing my limbs.

"Woah calm down! besides he....."
Rome explains.

I stopped listening to him half way through the conversation.
It's not my fault we were walking past the cafeteria.

I looked over and there he was.
Ratty.
My love.

His hair was extra greasy today.

Ratty is the love of my life... just don't tell him that.
He doesn't know that he loves me yet.
But he will.

I first laid my eyes on him at the beginning of the year, there was something so charming about him.

Was it the way he constantly bullied Mr Ham for crossing his legs like a polite lady?

Or was it the way he put his heart and soul into supplying quality food for us?

Or is it the way he improperly wears a hair net in a way where hair still gets into our food?

Let's face it, he's perfect.

"Ahem! Earth to Juicika!"
Ragina said as she clicked her fingers.

"Thinking about Ratty again were you?"
Rome asked.

"WHAT no, I don't like rats, they eat things....Lots of things!"
I yelled.

"I still think his food tastes like straight piss."
Ragina said.

"Um class, can you guys.....um."
Mr Ham said.

Mr ham was a nice guy, he really taught the subject well.

We all crammed our way through to the classroom, ready to learn.

"Ok so....ok so. This. This is a pEnIs."
Mr ham explained as his voice cracked.
"It...um. It. Yeah. It"
You could tell he was having troubles.

I always feel so bad for him. Talking about the jiggy jiggy is never ideal.

"Pssst,guys"
Rome whispered.
"What?"
I replied.
"penis!"
Rome screeched as he lost it with laughter.
"Now who said that?"
Mr ham asked.
"This is a very important topic."
He explained as he wiped beads of sweat out of his luscious eyebrows.

"Umm Ok so. The penis. It goes into the Va...the va.... the vagina."
He explains.

I heard Rome laugh again.

I couldn't help but think about Ratty during class, not because of the subject material but because I was hungry.

Ragina says his food tastes like piss, but how does she know what THAT tastes like?

"Alright class, that's it. Go to your next class."
Mr ham said as he let out a sigh of relief.

I ran out the door ready to be first in line for Ratty's exquisite dishes. He cooks the best food during our free periods.

As I got there, the butterflies in my stomach started getting stronger.
I made it to the door first, ratty was just about to unlock them.

As he unlocked them I couldn't help but stare.

"Hiiiiiiiii Ratttyyyyyyy"
I said as I flicked my hair.
"Hi."
He said as he was opening the doors.

I rushed up to the food area, eager to stare into his glistening brown eyes.
"Do you want your usual?"
He asked as he already started scooping his freshly made potato gems into the plastic container.
"Yeaaaaaaaeaeae"
I said.
"Ok, here you go"
He said as he handed me the food.

I felt my face turn red.
He was just so beautiful.
I stood there, I couldn't help but keep my eyes on him.

"There she is."
Rome said as he lead me to the table that Ragina saved for us.

"Juicika and Ratty sitting in a tree..."
Ragina started singing.
"Yeaaaa...NO!"
I yelled.

I know that she knows that I really like Ratty but I didn't want her to know that I knew that she knows so for now it's only me that knows what she found out and now knows.

It's okay though, I know she has a crush on Mr MacDonald.

It kind of evens it out.