Jucika's POV
"So..How was it?"
Ragina asked curiously."Incredible, he really pulled out the bi-"
Before I could finish, Rome ran up behind me and gave me a fright."Tell me everything. How was the date?"
He asked attentively."Thats what she was talking about before SOMEBODY decided to interrupt. AGAIN!"
Ragina yelled."It was magical, she's so romantic."
I explained as I saw him walk down the hall."Him? Romantic? Pffffft."
Rome said proudly."Ahem."
Ratty coughed."Oh hi Matty. Ratty Matty. How are you on this day?"
Rome said trying to backtrack."Yeah alright. Anyways, I'm here for this one. I just wanted to let her know that I'm cooking the finest pickle sausages specifically for her lunch."
Ratty said as he held my hand."Awwwww."
I said, hugging him.Rome gagged a bit. So did Ragina, she was a little more discrete about it though.
"See you later."
Ratty said, as he walked away."Anyways. I DID not APPRECIATE you, ROME, COMING over YESTERDAY before RATTY came OVER!"
I yelled, making direct eye contact with Rome."You messed it up didn't you?"
Ragina questioned with great disappointment."No I did not actually. Can I come over to yours this afternoon for more of your mums tea?"
He asked."ABSOLUTELY YOU CANNOT!"
I yelled stomping my feet.It was time for Mr Hams class. We made our way there. I saw something shiny hanging off Ragina's neck, I didn't pay too much attention to it.
"I wonder if we'll be learning about the va-va-vaaa-gina today?"
Rome said.Ragina and I rolled our eyes.
"Okay class, I am not Chris Hansen but take a seat."
Mr Ham said as he laughed to himself."Today we are learning a-a-about th-hhhe...oh no...the-e dangers of sssssssssssss...T...Ds"
Mr ham explained as he broke a sweat.I looked over at Ragina, this time I saw what the shiny thing was hanging around her neck. It was the Letter M.
"What's that?"
I asked, touching the necklace."It's an M for Mustard. I thought everyone had one. Hasn't Ratty Matty gotten one for you yet?"
She nervously explained."Liar."
I whispered."It's OBVIOUSLY the letter M for Mr. Mr MacDonald gave that to you didn't he?"
I questioned."Mayyyybe"
She said, gripping onto the necklace."I knew it. He LiKeS you! I head the comment he made at the party."
I explained a little too loudly."Rome, could you keep it down a bit?"
Mr ham asked."It wasn't even me!"
He replied.Mr Ham just turned back to the board, shaking as he tried to write the definition of syphilis.
The rest of the class dragged on for way too long. I was too busy thinking about Matty and the magical date he took me on last night. And the pickled sausages he was making me for lunch.
"Alright, you can go. Please leave."
Mr ham said, taking a breath of relief.It was recess time. We walked to a table, this time inside the cafeteria. Ragina was eating an egg sandwich she had made for her brother but stole from him.
"Would you like some mustard with that sandwich?"
I teased."Heck off."
She replied."I do!"
Rome said as he reached for the mustard, spreading it all over his plain corn chips."Rome."
I said."Yeth."
He said with a mouth full of tea."I know my mum said she doesn't want to see you there but, you can come over for tea if you want."
I sighed.Mum's not going to be too impressed.
We went to Mr Macdonalds class, it was weird. Now that. I know he gave Ragina a necklace which she didn't want me to know about but I now know about it because I might be dumb but I'm not blonde..
Wait, that's meant to be the other way round.
I might be blonde but I'm not dumb...
That's better.
The whole classes vibe changed. Mr MacDonald was nervous. He was like a less awkward version of Mr Ham.
He must really like her, but does she like him?
That's a question for another day.
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