A Book Of RoyalChaos

~Merry Christmas~

Chilled POV
Well the derp crew is all together. "Aye we need to do something!!" Smarty wined. "Okay, how about shipping?" GaLm said jokeingly. "Oh hell nah!" Steven said. "Steven your not black, do don't even." I said. GaLm shot me a look. "GaLm your like the whitest, black person I know." I said. He rolled his eyes and smiled. "Why don't we go partying? Like at a bar?" Steven said. "Hell yeah! I know a great place." I said with a smiled. "Oh great. It's probably a gay bar." Smarty said. "Just perfect for you!" GaLm said. (Goddamit smarty!) I looked at Steven. Ugh. He is toying with my heart, my love. "So we want to go to the bar at 7?" I said. It's six o'clock. "Yeah. But I got to get ready first." Smarty said. "For what? The men?" Steven said. John flicked him off and walked into his room. Me, Steven and Anthony started to laugh.

~Time skip to bar~
~Still in chilled POV~
(Drinking notice before reading)
When we arrived there it was "half time" so drinks are half off. Yesss. After a couple drinks I felt semi drunk. Aw well. "HEY! SHOTS ON ME!" I yelled and everyone cheered. Everyone seemed to be having a great time but Steven. I went up to him.

~Steven POV~
I was having an okay time. But damn did Anthony looked super freaking hot. His collar shirt was small so his muscels showed. God damn. He is so temping. Shit! He is coming over to me. Okay, just don't say stupid shit. "Um, nice bar right?" FUCK! Ugh. I give up. The one thing I kept telling myself to do. What do I do? Act like I'm... Drunk! That's it! Drunk people get away with this! Just a couple more drinks and I can kiss him. I bought some drinks for me an Anthony. "Nice bar? Are you drunk?" Anthony said laughing. He is half drunk. This plan will work! I'm sure of it. "Haha maybeeee." I slurred the e. Just then John came over... And tripped. Then almost face planted. God dammit John. Such an idiot. Anthony and me started crying from laughter. Anthony looked at me. This is it. My one and only chance. I moved closer to him. "Stev-" I cut him off with a kiss. He didn't pull back.

~Next Morning~
~Chilleds POV~
Ugh. What the hell happend? Oh shit. I'm in a room I don't know and in a bed with... STEVEN? Holy shit, I must habe gotten something. Like damn.

I tried standing up, but ending up falling backwards waking up Steven. "Oh, Anthony..." Steven said. "Look I'm sor-" I cut him off by turning around and kissing him. "Steven... I love you." I said. He put a santa house on my head. "Merry Christmas babe." He said.

~Many more smutty hours later~

After our... "Celebration" Steven and I made our way down stairs to see... WHOLY SHIT! GaLm and Smarty.... On the couch... I hope there is a condum or lubracation... Steven and I ran back upstairs and started laughing super hard. "I...WOULD HAVE.... NEVER THOUGHT...." Steven said in between his laughs. "We are a better ship then them." I said.

~Many hours later~
We went down stairs to drink some more beer. GaLm and Smarty where passed out butt naked. "Should the smut fest continue my Italian?" Steven said. "Sure thing babe." I said.

~Merry Christmas guys! Sorry this came late. I got my phone taken away & my laptop wasn't working properly. More chapters & one-shots will come out my darlings! Sparklez promises!~