A Random Day At The Phantomhives!

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*NOTE- This is not a chapter to this story, I just thought since this book is getting a little sad and there is a lot of suspense, I wanted to give you guys a bit of randomness. But, if you dont want randomness and you want the series to stay serious, then you may move onto the next chapter. Which I will be working on while I am writing this. But all i wanted you guys to know is this is not a real chapter. If it WAS a chapter, everything would be confusing as hell. thanks ~ Ciel
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Ciel: SEBASTIAN!!!!!!!!!

Sebastian: *runs into Ciel's Bedroom* Young Master! what is the matter?!

Ciel: *covers eyes with hands* I HAVE BEEN TRAUMATIZED.

Sebastian: *poker face* What?

Ciel: A POTATO FLEW AROUND MY ROOM BEFORE YOU CAME IN!

Sebastian: Ciel you lil' shit!!! *chases Ciel through manor with frying pan*
Ciel: eat shit, Sebastian! AHAHAHHHAHAHAHA

Sebastian: *jumps on magestic nyan cat and flies through the magestic sky along with Beast* Young master, dont underestimate my skills. but if do decide to do so, atleast let me have control over you for the night *smirks*

Ciel: *runs away* IF YOU CANT EVEN TAKE MY SOUL WHEN NEEDED, THEN HOW WILL YOU BE ABLE TO CONTROL ME AT NIGHT? *glares* and whats with Beast? She's not your magical pony!

Sebastian: Oh really? She's not? Then why do I ride her everynight, Bocchan? And just because we are on this subject...
*pins Bocchan to wall* would you like to join me tonight, just me and you? *Winks*

Ciel: *blushes like an idiot* u-u-mm...

Sebastian: *Kisses Young Master's neck*

Julia: WOAH THERE, SEBAS-CHAN. *pulls curtain infront of them* get a fucking room! *peeks through peep hole and nosebleeds* I PROMISED MY MUM I WOULD CUT BACK ON THE YAOI. BUT SHES DEAD SO FUCK IT. *WAATCHES AND NOSEBLEEDS*

Alois: GIRL LET ME LOVE UUUU *Grabs Julia and makes out with her*
Julia: ALOIS. TF?????

Julia: *shoot Alois* okay guys. so I am boooored so we are gonna bring in a new character! *whistles* Give a warm welcome to Ximena the dead flower! *claps*

Ximena: sup bishes. *slaps Alois and hugs Ciel* I regret nothing!

Ciel: Im in heaven! but since i am a total whore to all of you guys, Im gonna bring in Lizzie so she and Ximena and Julia can fight to the death! haha im badass.

~~~in the background, Sebastian is playfully slapping Claude and baking him cookies as Claude eats Alois's hand~~~

Julia+Lizzie+Ximena: *fighting using many weapons*

~Lizzie falls in well~

Ciel: AND THERE GOES ELIZABETH...DOWN INTO THE WELL. yeah Sebastian will get her later.

~Ximena slips and stabs floor~

Ximena: DIE MUDDAFVCKING FLOOR!!1= DDDDDDIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE

Julia: *stabs Ximena* bruh.

Sebastian: and the magestic winner of Ciel's heart and control over him tonight is me! i mean.. Julia...

Julia: well maybe his heart... just not control over him, Sebastian. you dirty bitch. *glares*

Ximena: eh. I ship it. *smiles and flies magestically out of room on magic carpet* byz bishes!

*everyone waves goodbye to Ximena*

Ciel: okay now thats done. *holds Julia's hand and skips out the door* MAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOUR!

~AWKWARD VOICE IN BACKGROUND: and then there were three... ._.

Alois: nah bitchez im out. im probz gonna go smoke something and try to rape Ciel againz. *laughs insanely* BYEZ!
and another reason why im leaving is that I dont want to get stuck having a threesome with you two *glares at Claude and Sebastian*

~Alois leaves~
Claude: *tilts glasses* give me cake muddafuka. NOW.

Sebastian: eat your veggies you peice of shit!

Claude: GO TO HELL, SEBASTIAN!

Sebastian: I AM HELL!

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OKAY. that was pretty much it. i may have a few more of these during the series. so yeah.
bye mi senpais!!!! MERRY LATE CHRISTMAS! I LOVE YOU ALL! AND I HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD REST OF THE YEAR! I WISH YOU A LATE MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR! *Smiles cutely*

Sebastian: *nosebleeds* that smile. its too bootiful!!! I NEED YOU IN MY BED! NOW!!!

ME: *facepalms*
Sebastian: fine, Bocchan. i will leave you alone, Okay?

ME: okay.
Sebastian: SPLENDID!
ME: FANTASTIC!
Sebastian: GREAT!
ME: SUPER
Sebastian: AWESOME

ME: LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~~~BYE GUYZZZ~~~

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