Another Random Day at The Phantomhive's

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Okay, so THIS ISNT A CHAPTER! Fyi.
Anyways, I got braces, and hopefully my teeth will get straighter?
Maybe My teeth can, but I cant! (Hehe I'm halarious.) true story. I'm in mexico ._. And yep.
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Ciel: Okay Cookiehs. Welcome to my chocolate factory!

*crickets*

Okay :c

Ciel: well ANYWAYS, I haz a joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

*crickets*

Ciel: well, the chicken crossed the road because he didn't want to get overcooked by Bardroy c:
Hehee I'm funny.

*ximena applauds* :D

Ciel: I'm thinking about being a standup comedian c:

Ximena: please no c:

Ciel: :I

*julia runs in*

Julia: THE BRITISH ARE COMING!

Ciel: *gives Julia the 'really nigga' look* DUMBASS WE ARE THE BRITISH.

Julia: what is love.. Babay don't hurt me, don't hurt me,

NO MORE.

*everyone facepalms*

*Laughing Jack walks in*
LJ: hewo .3.

*everyone stares 0-0*

Julia: 0-0

Ximena: 0-0

Ciel- o-o

Lj: .-. Sorry, wrong chapter. *leaves*

Ciel: okay. Well that was strange...in so many ways. *walks away*

Ximena: and there there was two ._.

Julia: so what do you wanna do?

Ximena: Ben. I MEAN- benzo puractiv. C:

Julia: em. Kay, whatever you say.

*Ciel walks in wearing booty shorts*
Ciel: I blame television.

Julia: you should blame global warming because DAYUM you look good in dem shorts.
*waves hand in 'imagination' form

Dat ass.

Ciel: *walks*

*music starts playing*

🎶 Thro dat ass in a circle 🎶

*Julia sits back in a big chair*
Julia: yeah Ciel. 😏😏😏😏😏

Ciel: *walks away faster* eheh. *tears of disgust*

xD

Julia: there once was a man... His name was Ciel...
And when he didn't throws dat azz in a circle, the world became cold, cars began to slip off the roads, trees began to turn into icicles, ALL living things froze to death, the sun became a second neptune, Flordia became FREEZING. WATER TURNED INTO ICE. amd everyone died.
Now Ciel, you better throw dat azz in a circle before that happens because babay, you're the thing that makes this world hot 😍😏👆👅👊💦💧🌞

Ciel: *throws azz in a circle* *tears* oh meh lord ;-;

~~~~~~ de end ~~~~~~~

Thank chu for reading this peice of crap ;-; amen.

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