Victorious - Tori Love Story

Robarazzi

(Lunchtime)

(Jay's POV)

A girl and boy come over to us and start talking. After 5 minutes they leave. Andre, Beck, Jade, Tori and I are eating lunch when Cat comes over. Cat puts a machine on the table. We all look at it but then went back to eating 

"Don't you guys wanna know what that is?" Cat asked 

"Is it a transported from the future that can beam you to another table? Cause if it is what button do I push?" Jade said 

"Stop being a bitch Jade" I said 

"See Jay wanna know what it is" Cat said

"Uh no. I just wanted to tell Jade to stop being a bitch" I said 

"Oh come on little red. Tell us about your doc-hickey" Andre said 

I go closer to Tori "Speaking of hickey's you didn't covers yours too good" I whispered in her ear. 

"Jay..." She said and slightly pushed me away jokingly.

"Ok it's called the snow bee. Watch" Cat said and pressed a button. 

Snow started to come out. "It's peaceful" Someone said 

Cat giggles while Jade turns the machine off. "It makes pretend snow" Cat said 

"We can see that" I said 

"It's all over my tostada" Beck said 

"And my pizza" Tori said holding it up

"Well do not eat it" Cat said 

"Why?" Jade asked 

"Cause it says the fake snow is toxic and can cause abdominal bleeding" Cat said 

We all threw our food in the middle. "So what made you buy a machine that poison's people's lunches?" Tori asked 

"Don't ask something you don't want to know" I said 

Cat takes out a book. "This catalog" She said 

"Sky store?" Beck asked 

"Yeah. I went to visit my uncle and uncle this weekend in San Francisco and they had these on the plane. It's like filled with all kinds of cool stuff you can buy. Oh like this. A tree face" She shows us the picture. "You put it on a tree and give it a face" Cat said

"What if you don't have a tree?" Tori asked 

"It also works on bushes" Cat said 

I fix Tori's hair while she fixes mine. Robbie comes over. "Unbelievable. You guys have no idea how upset I am about---. It snowed? In Los Angeles?" Robbie said

"I told you global warming was bogus" Rex said

"Stop watching Fox News" Robbie said to Rex

"No it's fair and balanced" Rex said

"Dude..." Tori said

"It's not real snow" Beck said 

"But you can eat it" Jade said giving him a spoonful of the fake snow

"I wouldn't" I said and smacked the spoon down. Jade gave me a glare. I just smirk at her.

"I don't wanna eat anything" Robbie said taking a seat next to Tori

"What are you all upset about?" Andre asked

"This time" Beck and I said at the same time

"The seniors. The ones who run the slap" Robbie said