"It's South park-" {Mysterion x reader}

Chapter 5: discussion

After we left the restaurant, we were all walking home till Stan got a text from fatzo. He showed kenny the text. "Tonight?" Kenny asked after reading the text. "yeah dude." I then got curious. "Hey, can I see?" I said, trying to look. With that, he pulled the phone away before I could read. "Nah, it- it's just some guy stuff, right Kenny?" Stan said very quickly.
"Wh-... OH! Yeah, just some guy shit. For... Guys... to talk about." Kenny responded. I looked back to back at both of them. I knew they were lying. But asking over and over won't give me an answer. I'll leave it for now. "If you ass hats say so." I said, shrugging it off. They seemed surprised and satisfied with my answer as we continued to walk home together

We were half way to Stans house till Wendy came up. She had a bag, most likely from her cheer practice club thing. "Stan! what are you doing!?" She said- or yelled- as she stood in front of us three. "I- I was just grabbing some lunch, you know?" He explained. Me and Kenny looked at each other, knowing this might be hectic. "Why didn't I see you at my practice!?" She yelled, throwing her bag at Stan, which he did catch. But with no ease. "Babe, I- I didn't know you wanted me at your practice!" He said, trying to calm her down. I then turn to whisper to Kenny. "Should we just go...?"

"Nah, I kinda wanna see what happens." He whispers back, not taking his eye off the couple yelling. "Of course I want my boyfriend to support me!!" She screamed loudly, to the point the people across the street turned at them for a little while looking. "Wendy, you told me cheer was a girl thing for your girls!" He finally yelled back. "Don't you yell at me Marsh! I only join to cheer your games!" She concluded.

"Your right Kenny, this is interesting." I whispered, now me not removing my gaze from them. Stan then looked at her sweetly. "Awww, really?" She just turned to not face him. "Im sorry for yelling Wendy, I just-"

"No Stan, i'm sorry. I just got over dramatic. I should be more clear when we talk." I then turn to Kenny as they hugged it out. But he answered me before I could even ask. "Yes, they always do this." He said. I turn back to see that Wendy and Stan already started to walk together. "Couples are confusing." Kenny said while shaking his head as he started to walk as well. I followed my friend. "Is that why you don't have serious relationships?" I asked while slightly laughing. "Well, that wasn't my reason. Plus, i'm kinda taking a break from fucking and leaving people." Kenny said with a yawn at the end. "Since when was this decided?" I asked. I was actually surprised with this information. "Well yesterday I think." He said.

"Well good luck I guess." I said. "Like you said before Ken, couples are fucken confusing. That's why haven't and won't be in one" I added. He then turned to me. He looked at me for a few seconds before speaking. "So, you haven't been in a relationship?" He asked. Looking back, I probably only had a crush on one dude, but other then that I never had time to dated. Before I thought I was too young. But now, I just don't look. "Nah. And not really planning on it too." He then looked down for only a second. He didn't mean too, but I notice that second.

"Damn, your sad." He said with a laugh. "Hey!" I yelled, before punching his shoulder. We both walked having a nice time till we reached my house. "Thanks for the free lunch dude." I said, turning back to Kenny. "Don't thank me, thank the fuck face that payed for it." He responded. "So, you doing something tonight?" I asked. "yeah, fat ass wants to talk to me and the boys." He said, as I could notice the announce in his voice. "Be safe, ass hat."

"Why you telling me that? I'm always safe dude." He asked. "Look, it's south park. Anything could happen." I responded.

"And anything will." He added with a wink in the end. "Good night McCormick!" I yelled before closing my front door. I do wonder what the fuck Eric wants to talk to them about. And why the fuck im not included! Whatever. I'll find out if I have patience. I guess I'll make dinner.