"It's South park-" {Mysterion x reader}

Chapter 9: Pre-Game (Enoc)

Arthers note, titles an inside joke uwu
(Y/N) P.O.V.

My face feels cold while I press it against the bus window. I... don't know what I'm gonna do on Friday. I mean, he's dead, right? Wouldn't his dead body be on the news though? I mean, come on, if I go, no one's gonna show up anyway... But maybe one of his friends will go? But what If-

"Yoooooo, (Y/n), you heard me?" Kenny's voice next to me snapped me out of my own head, and I finally lifted my head from the window. "Hm- yeah? What's up?" I ask looking at him. His hoods off actually, huh. Never realized the faint eyebags he had. "What's got you spacing out?"

"Homework I forgot to do over the weekend." I lied quickly. I don't like how quickly I was able to do that though. Doesn't matter (Y/n), don't wanna wrap people into your mess. "HA, let me guess, history, huh (y/n)?" He laughed, pulling his hoodie back up, closing his eyes. "Well, yeah- Duh! That asshat wants us to write some stupid 6 paragraph over the weekend!" I deliver with real hate- that guy was an absolute bitch honestly. 

"Just copy Kyle's before class, that's what I always do!" Then Kyle, sitting on the other side of the aisle, turned to us. "You copy me- when have you-!? Kenny, (y/n)do your ow-"

"PFFF, are you talking about Ky..?" Kenny asked, eyes still closed. Oh yeah, I love this. "Wow Kyle, you really think everyone wants to copy you? Look, McCormick would never!" quickly followed up by "Yeah, I would never!" He sounded very offended, us both now looking at Kyle, obviously teasing. "Ugh- you know what (y/n), I-" Then he was interrupted by the bus launching him forward, now stopping in front of the school.

Kenny and I now giggling as we left like the shitheads we are.

-Time Skip-

I was at my locker, getting ready for my first class, but the hallways are decked the fuck out. With what? I close my locker and start walking down the hall. On every wall were these big green and white banners.

"GO COWS!!!"

"WE'RE BUILT, GET MILKED"

"MOO MOO, GET USED"

That last one had me stop walking to read it again. And looking around, most people are wearing green and white. People are either wearing cow mask or green and white paint. God, now I feel like the odd one out, I'm not even wearing those colors! I was just gonna ignore it until a group of girls start to walk by me laughing. Who's the one leading that group? Fucken Bebe... I met her first day on the bus, and knew she'd be a bitch. But after being in school for a while, she is a meeeeegaaaaa bitch. 

"Wow, did you even try this morning, (Y/n)...?" She asked condescendingly. She was going to keep walking, but God, I'm not just gonna roll over and take that! "Clearly more then you did on that crusty hair." I say. And I don't whisper it, nononon- I say that loud and proud. Who goes to school in their cheer fit?? The games not even till after school-

"Oh, I know you didn't say that to me, while wearing that ugly ass (y/f/c) jacket, with those dirty ass jeans and-"

"Jeez Bebe, didn't think you'd talk about outfits while wearing a 4-inch skirt- just saying this isn't how you get back with Cly-"

She then stepped into my personal bubble- the fuck-?

"OH- Don't talk to me about boyfriends (y/n)! You wouldn't know how to even-"

I feel my hand ball into a fist, already going back to throw a punch before I can even stop it, but then I feel someone grab my arm, pulling me away from the situation. "Girls, girls, your both pretty! Look, Bebe, if you want me to call you back, ya don't harass my besties, cool? That's just not the way man." I see that Kenny was the one to put himself in between us. He said it all with smooth confident as usual. Bebe turns a shade of red, clearly angry and embarrassed. She quickly composed herself. "Really Kenny? Trying to impress (y/n) by defending her? God that's so gay- How desperate did you get...?"