neighborhood drug dealer

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music midtown was rescheduled so i think god really just doesn't want me to see mcr live

anyway

patrick stump is a top and no one will ever convince me otherwise like bro...you're in denial if you think otherwise

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i'm at my aunt's house and the little boy she babysits is here so this is an encounter we just had:

me: *lies on small heart pillow so i can watch paw patrol*

little boy: hey you're lying on my baby

me: oh sorry *gets off of pillow*

boy: *takes pillow and cradles it* this is my baby. it came out of my stomach. do you want to hold him?

me: yes. *takes baby* what's his name?

boy: *says his own name* it's a good name

me: yes it is

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