How'd my day go? Would you like to know?
Well, I spent the majority of it watching Buzzfeed Unsolved and Puppet History with my brother😳
We got Paul some cupcakes🥰
We gave my dad his Father's Day present since he works tomorrow and Saturday.
Currently, I'm in the garage watching him dance to The Who, drunk out of his mind.
I had to yell to get him to skip "Eminence Front"😔
Anyways, here he is...standing on a Jeep. I can't put videos on here, but just imagine hearing "Love Reign O'er Me" in the background.
Yeah, send help, please.
We marched a desk over and left it on my neighbor's porch because he asked for it, but didn't tell him we were marching it. We booked it back to our house when the dog started barking.
I also watched my dad take a selfie with a tap handle
Just, let that sink in
He bent down and held up a glass to take a picture
With a tap handle
A mf tap handle
I honestly have no idea what's happening right now
Please send help
Also, Brian May memes are literally the best thing ever and they will never not be funny.
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Random❝𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐚𝐲, 𝐛𝐨𝐲, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐢𝐧'𝐭 𝐧𝐨 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐨𝐮𝐭!❞ [𝐀 𝐖𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐄 𝐋𝐎𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐎𝐒] A stupid book full of journal entries that I wrote until the book filled up. The title means absolutely nothing...