Mha oneshots

Kirishima Paint drip

No judgement on the name bro it's hard to write titles.

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     You were in your room holding a large bottle of magenta tattoo ink in your hand (you just like drawing/painting with the more vibrant tattoo purpose colors than normal ink) trying not to spazz since you -not purposefully- flung the top of the bottle across the room and got some ink on the dorm walls and the floor, knowing that crap don't come out easily.
Trying to keep all your fucks together, you were taking deep breaths to calm down when our best boi Kirishima burst into your room 1. Ignoring the knock before entering, sign. 2. Scared the crap outta you.  3. made you jump and slosh the ink all over yourself. 4. Had the nerve to laugh at your ink-covered self. Which consisted of your entire right hand, halfway up your forearm, and chest area, eye twitching of course.  5. And finally it was a brand new white shirt (why you were painting in it I do not know). You stood there for a moment before inhaling and screaming Kirishima's name at the top of your lungs before dropping the rest of the ink in the bottle which is now half-empty, causing the ink to sploosh upward landing on top of your head, in your hair and on the back of your shirt, before chasing him, you yelling at him and him running for his life.

You chased him down the hallway where some of your classmates were to see what the commotion was about, you and Kiri maneuvering between them while Mineta was standing in the middle to see past everyone.

Kirishima being a kind soul jumped over him causing him to stumble and stop when he landed, while you straight up kicked the creepy grape ass in the head landing next to Kirishima and without hesitation bitch slapped him with your ink-covered hand, the sound echoing in the hall while you both stood there thinking of what "she" just did everyone else around falling away in the moment.

- some moments later-

You waved your other hand in front of a dazed Kirishima calling out his name until he snapped back to reality, seeing your hand in his face and you calling his name he looked and saw your slightly worried face. He turned to you and you asked him if he was okay, he responded with "yeah I'm okay, sorry for bursting in your room like that." You said it was okay something evil lacing your voice, and with a glint in your eye jumped on him, purposely rubbing your still ink-covered chest on him. While apologizing saying "I'm sorry I bitch slapped youuu Kiriiiiiii ;~;" you whined, effectively getting ink on him
- bad reader, so petty- you then said "we should probably clean this up" whilst he is still blushing at the feeling of your chest being rubbed on his.

~timeskip-

The next day you two were in class getting weird looks from everyone because the tattoo ink sorta maybe didn't come off. At all. And Kirishima had a magenta-colored handprint splattered on the side of his face with ink speckles dotting that side of his face and neck while you had a sorta cool ink-stained glove on your right hand, but ink dots on your scalp, luckily for you both nobody could see the ink that had seeped through both of your shirts. While Mineta had a black eye.