So as you all may know my brother just posted a embarrassing story about me and how he was the victim well it was his own fault but since my brother wants to be a prick well I'll be a good brother and share a nice story that I know he'll love to be reminded of.
So I was really little at the time I was like 7 and Vegeta was 9 anyway so my mom had me take naps and then she went out for a while (probably to cheat on my father but that's not here to be discussed right now) and she left Vegeta with me as well to take care of me I guess, so I was usually in my bed just laying there staring at the ceiling but then I heard some noises outside my room and so like any curious kid I got up and investigated.
I went out my room and was trying to sneak around like James Bond style you know anyway so I got done the hallway and peered into the living room and I saw Vegeta with my mom's makeup. Now I don't know why my mom has makeup in the first place since everytime she tries to apply it she looks like a damn party clown anyway my brother seemed to be applying it to his face and well I was like 'What the hell!'
Then he took out a disc and put it into the player and then I saw Vegeta slip on a pink dress, pink ballet shoes, pink stockings and he put on a blonde wig with pigtails and then the disc finally played and I was mortified at what I witnessed next.
Music started playing and I knew the song that was Playing that my brother was now dancing too, it was 'Barbie Girl' and Vegeta was dancing all around flipping his wig all around whilst singing to the song and trust me my brother said that his ears were violated because of my activity with that girl and he hears all those noises well my ears were very throughly violated that day when I heard him sing.
Oh god thinking about this stuff again is like thinking about your mom putting cornflakes and raisins together and calking it raisin bran it's shaken but not quite stirred if that makes sense. Anyway after witnessing this horrifying act for about 30 minutes as he kept replaying the song over and over he finally stopped doing it and pulled the disc out and took it off and he turned around and I ran faster than a fat kid runs after a ice cream truck back to my room.
I later discovered that he kept all his pink and frilly stuff under his bed in a box labeled Fuck You! in truth seeing that display brings a lot of fuck you feelings to my eyes and the singing to my ears and well I saw all of his stuff there in that box the dress, the disc etc.
I never brought this up ever and eventually he stopped doing the dancing which I thanked god for since I kept hearing that awful singing when my mom left after she put me down for a nap which by God trying to sleep was impossible as everytime I dreamed I saw that dancing and heard the music. Still haunts me to this day and give me nightmares.
Well that's the story folks and Vegeta this is a fuck you from me for telling that story and being a prick also brother you look pretty in pink so have fun with this big brother. 😂😂😂😂
