So here we are another story to tell and since my brother has been ever so kind (read:jerk) and posted a lovely story about me and my love for watermelon(not my fault we all were at that age where we all wanted to stick our dick in something, don't judge me) so I decided why don't I pay the pretty pink princess back in kind.
So it was Thanksgiving day, it was a time of giving though one of us decided to take that to literally, anyway my mom had just gotten done making her turkey and well it was a beautiful bird unlike those bastard seagulls freaking flying rats is what they are. Moving on if you have read about my brother and how he got 'cockblocked' by me well first of all that bastard promised me we would go to the arcade and he blowed off that trip just so he could get blowed by his girlfriend, poetry.
Anyway not only did he have to mow her dad's lawn for a while she decided to stay his girlfriend but as a further revenge for breaking her nose she kept giving Vegeta blue balls and teasing the fuck out of him like the kind of teasing you see in a burger ad like that burger looks so god damn good then when you get the actual burger you're like "What the fuck is this!" then you drive off mad not realising the guy who served you that burger also spit in it, yeah that kind of teasing.
Anyway my mom had to leave to get some stuffing for the turkey since she forgot probably because she was cheating with Mr. Clean so here I am getting ready for the family dinner and my brother was sitting on the couch grumbling about his girlfriend, me and for some reason Costco tangerines.
I just shook my head and kept getting ready for dinner and the next thing I know I hear my brother speaking "Hey sweetie what's your name?" I was wondering who the heck he was talking to so I went out against the hallway and peeked into the dining room and saw Vegeta on the table stroking the turkey and then he put a finger on where the head used to be on it and shushed it while saying "Don't worry you don't have to tell me just let me do all the work."
Now I was honestly thinking my brother had lost his mind as he began stroking that turkey's body while whispering to it about how sexy it looked, my brother was more mad than the god damn hatter from what I was witnessing at this moment.
"Oh look at this you're already slicked up just for me how thoughtful." As he reached to the turkey's ass or whatever and he shoved his finger in it and began pushing it back and forth in the whatever and Tarble just dry heaved from just seeing that poor turkey being violated and he now felt bad for the turkey's soul that was in turkey heaven or maybe in turkey he'll because for all we know that turkey could've done some bad stuff but whatever.
My brother then stopped fingering the Turkey and pulled his pants down along with his underwear and then he said "You were so warm and tight when I fingered you know let's see how you feel around me when I enter you."
Good lord I was starting to feel sick and my legs were like flubber except I couldn't move and I had no Robin Williams with me as I then saw my brother penatrate the turkey and began fucking it wildy and I heard my brother moaning while telling the turkey how good it was for being so hot and tight and at this point I was wondering if this was necrophila or beastiality or both then I heard him give out a final breath as Vegeta shuddered and I knew he came I ran so fast to the bathroom and began puking into the toilet.
Apparently as I went to puke my mom finally came home and I got up and washed my mouth and then went to see my mom and she said "I finally got the stuffing I can't believe I forgot about it."
Then Vegeta came around the corner and was smirking and said "Oh that turkey got stuffed alright." I couldn't help but puke again unfortunately all over my mom and the stuffing she just bought. I felt worse than people felt when they saw a new Michael Bay Transformer movie was coming out.
I was sent to bed early and didn't participate in the Thanksgiving dinner but I could hear everyone at the dinner talking about how delicious the turkey was and how their was such a nice salty flavor in the inside of the turkey and I just threw up in the bucket I got before I was sent to bed.
I avoided my brother as much as possible in the following months and I could never look at a turkey or any bird the same without trying to vomit. Lesson of the day is don't let your older brother fuck the Thanksgiving turkey like they're a virgin with a blow up doll.
