Mary Anne

Chapter Three

Alan's

I picked up the chicken wrap that were only three left. The wrap's in here's bomb man.

Lunch in my school is never that crowded. What can I say... It is a semi big town.

I'm going to have the last fruit salad also, it looks kinda sexy. Damn, lunch lady is always in her game, props to her. Wait, did I just call a fruit salad sexy?

When I was just going to reach for it, somebody had raced me to it.

"Oh! Did you want it?" I didn't realize Mary Anne was standing behind me this whole time.

Well this is kinda awkward.

"Um, n--n-no, you can have it." What the hell? What's up with the stuttering man? That's so not necessary. This morning you didn't have any problem talking to her.

"No dude it's okay, here." Since I didn't use any tray, she shoved the salad to my hand. If I gave it back to her, it would just be like the "you hang up first" situation. So I took it. Really nice of her to do this, I know she wants the salad just as much as I do, because it's freakin sexy.

"Thanks, Mary Anne."

She nodded her head, half smiling. I don't know if it's possible, but she's getting prettier by the second. I never saw her in this way before.

"By the way, It was really cool for what you did to Lexi."

"Thanks Al. The asshole always pissed me off."

"Yeah. She could have had a cumcussion."

"What?" She looks at me weirdly. Did I say something wrong?

I blinked my eyes a couple of times and gave a questioning look.

"You said cumcussion."

"Yeah..."

"It's concussion."

"Really? I'm pretty sure it's cumcussion." Actually I am still not sure. I just wanted to talk to her.

"No no, It's always been concussion."

This is getting pretty embarrassing.

"Oh."

She laughed. "Have you always said that?"

"Yeah. No one has ever complained about it." I said jokingly.

"Hey! What if you were in class and you accidentally said that? People will make dirty jokes about it, no doubt."

I laughed. Mary Anne's pretty fun to be around.

"Why would I say that in class?"

"I don't know. Maybe one of the students hit their head on a table and you yell 'Check on him! Maybe he had a cumcussion!"

I laughed, I don't stutter anymore. Cool. Being with her still makes me a tad bit nervous though.

After we pay for our food, we go to our usual table.

I don't know why but I suddenly feel very thrilled right now.

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Mary Anne's

I can't believe that guy had always said cumcussion his whole life. It's weird though, that today we talked a lot more than we did in the last two years. I always thought that he didn't want to talk to me, so I don't talk to him. But because it's junior year, I'm really up to a change. This morning I just put aside all my agitation and gave it a go. Turns out, he's okay.

"Mar, can you accompany me to the drug store after school?" My friend Madison asked me as soon as I got to my usual table. I asked Lexi if she would like to join us but she had a headache and got to the nurse's office.

By the way, Madison got a lot tanner than a week ago. She must sunbathe like crazy, she never used a spraying tan again, she said it makes her body itchy.

I sat beside Kendra and Elliot who greeted me with Joy. I kinda miss his wonderful vocabularies. Not.

"Yeah sure, what for?" I asked, eating my wrap.

"Just need some company." She shrugs uncomfortably, why is she acting strange?

"What are you going to buy?" I narrowed my eyes at her.

"Things..."

"What kind of 'things'?"

"You know, protection..." She whispered looking really embarrassed.

Oh wow okay, who's she going to do it with? She's not even close to anybody last time I recall. And why does she have to buy the condoms? Why not her partner?

"Oh like skin protection right?" I decided to tease her, making her aggravated.

"No... protection that prevents me from having... you know..."

"Oh! You mean hair protection?" I smirked at her goofily, "Sure, ain't want to get some lice right?" I'm going to keep teasing her until she says the word that she's so embarrassed of. Like, okay we get it, you're 'socially active'. We're in high school for damn sake.

"Fucking condoms Mar!" She hissed at me, making people from the table near us turn to us.

Ha! This is quite fun.

Madison looked terribly ashamed. She raised her hands up as an attempt to say, 'Sorry, I'll try to keep my sex life out of your business.'

"Oh condoms! Sure, what size?"

"Mannie, do you really need to know?" Kendra is so cute, she always has a nickname for anybody, like she had prepared it from home. For example Madison is Maddie, Elliot is Eli and mine is Mannie.

"Sure she does babe, if you bought the extra small one and if it doesn't fit to his fucking gargantuan dick, honey, that pussy might as well be having another baby." Elliot talked expertly to Madison. See? I told you he has a wonderful vocabulary. That's what makes him unique.

"Who is this guy anyway?"

"Julian." She said with dreamy eyes, I choked on my delicious wrap. Kendra patted me in the back and once I regained myself I started to make a speech.

"Julian? You know how much I hate the guy and what little encounter that he did to Lexi today. The guy's monstrous Maddie! And you know that he never gets on a serious relationship so why bother? He's not even hot, kinda looks like a hippo." Now that i'm saying it he does look like a hippo. With that big body of his and his stupid scruffy hippopotamus eyebrows and don't even get me started on his Megatron teeth, it's--

"It's okay Mannie, Maddie will feel the heartbreak later."

Madison rolls her eyes, "Don't worry girlies, it's not like I'm going to have a relationship with him or anything. I'm just going to try something new." What the heck? Something new? Like Julian is so precious that she had to try him out of all the boys, come on, really Mad?

"Oooh, hot hunky Julian? Buy the extra extra large one! I bet his are big. Oh, the things he can do to me, how that crotch rubs its way to my butt--" Elliot started daydreaming about him. Making me gag, mainly because it's him we're talking about.

"We get it, Elliot. God, you're disgusting." I pick on my food, not in the mood to eat anymore that we started talking about the jerk.

"Yes! Disgusting is my middle name." He winked and bit his bottom lip trying to be seen as more nasty. Elliot, you're doing a great job.

"You don't have to worry okay, I promise, I'm not going to have a real relationship with him. He's only a secret meeting." She winked with her mouth open, why are all my friends like this.

"I just don't want you getting hurt."

"Sure, madre."

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