How to be AWESOMELY ANNOYING

Hidan

 How to annoy Hidan. You know what? Everyone makes fun of Hidan. Its mean, but y'know what? It's hilarious!!!!! After all, he has the best reactions!

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1. Replace his scythe with a squeaky rubber one.

2. Smudge his ritual circle everytime he makes one.

3. Sacrifice him to any god other than Jashin

4. Sing religious hymns of anything but Jashinism everythime he walks in the room

5. Give him a swear jar, then take it back and give it to Kakuzu and say "Everytime you swear, you have to give Kakuzu *insert monetary value of your choice* " Kakuzu will be sure to make Hidan follow through.

6. Tell Deidara that Hidan agreed with Sasori. Watch the fireworks. (Sasori wouldn't have a funny reaction if it were the other way around)

7. Call him Old Man/ Gramps.

8. Scream KAMI everytime you see him.

9. Douse him in holy water- Scream for the demons to vacate his mind.

10. Steal his scythe, use it to cut Konan's paper (while she's not there) leave the scythe in her room and watch as Hidan gets blamed/attacked.

11. Ask him to explain Jashinism. After some time, say thank you for the fairy tale, but you're sleepy now.

12. Replace his Jashinist symbol necklace with a cross.

13. Superglue a cross to his bedroom wall.

14. Steal Kakuzu's money (good luck with that) and hide it in Hidan's room. Watch as Hidan is torn to shreds.

15. Laugh loudly every time he enters the room. When he asks why you do that say 'I just thought of that joke you told me earlier. You know, the one about Jashin being real?'

16. Tell him Kami sent you to convert him to the true religion (Or whoever your deity is).

17. Tell him to shut up every time he opens his mouth.

18. Go with him every time he goes for a sacrifice- warn the person before he gets there.

19. Ignore him when he speaks to you for a while, then glance at him and say "Oh, Hidan? I didn't even realize you were here."

20. Force him to watch the Twilight Saga... Or pay Kakuzu to do it, if you don't want to be in the room.

21. Force him to listen to pop stars... Again, you can bribe Kakuzu if you don't want to do it yourself (both of these will really cost you money, though).

22. Cut off his head and duct tape his mouth shut. Hide his head somewhere... See if anyone cares enough to find it.

23. Insult him in every language you know. When he doesn't understand most of it, tell him he's an idiot and walk away shaking your head.

24. Cut off his head (again) and wait a couple days. Then eat right in front of him and tell him you'll give him some food if he admits that Jashin isn't real.

25. Ask him what type of hair gel he uses. Tell him it's giving him split ends.

25. Dye his hair black, but leave a few bits silver to form a religious symbol that is not Jashinist.

26. Whenever he's in his skeleton-form-thing, ask why he's wearing his Halloween costume so early/late.

27. Go up to him and say " *deity of your choice* bless you, Hidan. Welcome to the faith, brother!"

28. Tell him Kakuzu was looking for him. Watch him panic.

29. Train an animal to attack whenever it hears the word 'Jashin'. Give it to Hidan as a pet.

30. Tell Tobi that Hidan's hiding a huge stash of candy in his head instead of a brain. This may be gruesome...

31. Tell him that Jashin isn't god... PEIN IS!!!

32. Dye his hair orange and give him (fake) peircings while he's asleep. He's a new Path!

33. Anytime he walks around without a shirt, scream "MY EYES! THEY BURN!!!!"

34. Ask him why he doesn't have a girlfriend. When he says it's because Jashin doesn't allow that, say "I bet you made that religion up so you had an excuse for being forever alone."

35. Tell him Kakuzu wants a bounty done- but it's a Jashinist priest.

36. Paint his scythe pink!

37. Dye his hair rainbow, and declare Jashin to be gay.

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Well! Hope you enjoyed our randomness!!!! XD