I finally have inspiration so I'm treating you guys to more Parrmour
*whoo we have a five month time skip because of our fave pan poltergeist*
Cathy was cuddling with Jane on their couch when Edward walks in. He sits next to his mother and cuddles into her side. "Hey bud" Cathy says not even trying to fake excitement. "Hey mum" he says back with actual excitement. "What's up, you look troubled?" Jane asks. "Well actually we were talking about our families at school and... I got yelled at." he admits. "Awww babes it's okay, it's not your fault. No one gets to decide who their parents are." Jane says rubbing her sons back. "I know it's just..." he starts. "Babes I get it really I do. I... well... can... can you tell us who was yelling at you?" Cathy asks. "It was my teacher..." he says still calm. "That Who-" Cathy starts before Jane lightly hits her arm. "Sorry." Cathy says after she got hit. "I'm setting up an appointment with her" Cathy grumbles angrily. She shoots the teacher an email and sighs. She waits until she gets a response and she accepts an appointment for two months later.
Two month time skip mah dudes
Cathy knocks on the teacher's door and walks in. "Hello d*ke!" The teacher says pushing Cathy back. Cathy throws back a punch and covers her stomach and face. He goes to slap her but she catches his hand and threw him back she goes to get out but he punches her in the back and grabs her collar. She struggles to get out of his grasp but he is too strong. He pulls her onto the floor and begins punching her anywhere he can reach. She screams but to no avail. He keeps going at it then she bites his forearm and runs out to call her wife. "Heysolikeijustgotbeatupandimgoingtothehospitalokloveyoubye!" She says and then hangs up. She drives to the hospital and they check her out and see that she has a broken arm. They take care of the arm and send her off. She gets home and Jane hugs her. "I was so worried about you!" Jane says her breathing starting to become irregular. Cathy takes Jane's hands in her own and pulls Jane onto the sofa with her. She makes sure Jane's head is on her chest and she starts to tell Jane to match her breathing. Jane soon does and they go upstairs and fall asleep
Hey guess what it's a two month time skip brought to you by third grade queer me
"Janie wake up." Cathy says gently shaking her girlfriend. "No. I don't want to" Jane says before falling back asleep. Cathy shrugs it off and goes downstairs to get herself some coffee. She goes on with her day until she hears Jane crying. She rushes over to her wife to ask what's wrong. "Babe are you ok?" Cathy asks. "I don't wanna die again!" Jane sobs out. "Oh babe you're not gonna die" Cathy says trying to comfort her wife despite her fearing the same thing. "No really I don't feel good please can we go get this checked out?" Jane asks sobbing. "Of course we can darling." Cathy says and leads Jane to the car. She pulls out of their driveway and drives to the hospital. Of course she had called over Catherine and Anne to watch the kids. When they pull up Jane starts shaking. They walk in and barely have to wait. "Everything seems to be normal here but if we could get you a room in the maternity ward that would be optimal" the doctor says.
Big shock it's a time skip
Cathy's POV
I wait outside waiting to hear that my wife had died. However the doctor comes out telling me the opposite. They ask if I want to see her and of course I accept. I see her breathing and that is proof enough that she's alive. She waves and I wave back. "Wanna hold her?" she asks. I nod and ask "What's her name?" She responds with "Natalie"
Wear sunscreen or get hit with a window screen
