Get Lost Karen

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Anne's POV
Liz, Cathy, Mae, and I have been walking through a local shop and we had found a Karen. We are now looking at something although I don't really know what. "Excuse me" she said her voice shrill and her politeness obviously faked. "Oh sorry do we need to move?" Cathy asked pushing Liz aside gently and taking a step away herself. "Well I was wondering whose children you have?" She asked taking a step towards a panicked Cathy. "Oh well they're ours!" I say mimicking her fake happiness. "How you're both women?" She asks stomping towards me now. "I had them and she's my wife so they are her children." I explain as if it's obvious. I see Liz rubbing the back of Cathy's hand like I do when Cathy is stressed. "So you divorced him?" She asks and I shake my head. "I have never been with a man." I say sighing after. "What!?!?" She says and I walk back to Cathy. "You are going to corrupt my daughter! I'm getting the manager!" She exclaims while getting too close to me. "Ma'am please leave them alone they look very stressed" a familiar voice says. "What am I doing?" The Karen asks the woman who I now realize is Jane. "You are harassing these women and their children." Jane says. I glance at Cathy and I see her extremely tensed up and on the verge of a panic attack. Liz is rubbing as high as she can on her mother's back. "Aww why don't you comfort you little friend." The Karen says. "her wife." Cathy mumbles. "Aww why don't you fuck off" another voice says. The voice belongs to none other then Jane's wife, Catherine. "Assault!" The Karen screams. The manager rushes out and I ask repeatedly for them to check the camera footage. Karen soon has to apologize and find another store to go too.
Just another short one making fun of Karens

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