Return Of The Last Dragon

Return Of The Last Dragon: Matches 3 Beast of Love

 Boni laughs and darts down the long hallway, just to stop a little ways to turn around and beckons to Joey to follow her. She now has his attention. !!Come,...I will tell you what you need to know!,..sasys Boni with a very sexy look over her shoulder. !!RRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!,..DON'T F*CK WIT ME!! Joey races after Boni.

-What's Your pleasure American soldier boy!?

I'm no soldier!,..replies Joey.   Then why are you all here!?,...Remember you are the ones who are intruding here!  I believe the proper term is breaking and entering!   !!DON'T GIVE ME THAT SEMANTIC BULLCRAP!,..retorts Joey.  OH!...I take it that means you are ready to as you say KEEP IT REAL!? So this is where you tell me about my parents and sh*t!?,..replies Joey.  I could make you whole Joseph Dynamite Dawson!..  Let me stop you there!,..I was willing to entertain you for a minute, but now, I'm feeling like if you lay down some bullsh*t about my parents,..I'LL INCENERATE YOU WHERE YOU STAND!  Oh babe,....you have no idea how outmatched you are,.fufufufu!  It's kinda cute!  ....But if you don't want to know, what I was going to impart....fine  I'LL JUST KILL YOU WHERE "YOU" STAND!!  !!WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSHHH!

A brief pulse of immense power has eminated from Boni just from raising her voice and temperment slightly.  Joey tries to but can barely restrain the sudden traumatic fear that just rippled over his entire body. He gathers his feelings, but thinks to himself, "what is she!?"  The power she just put out without even barely trying is even stronger than the power levels put out by Arafel, and Simon.  How can this be!?,..She hasn't even glowed up?  If she did, she could crush me instantly,... She wasn't selling wolf tickets when she said she could kill me!,..should I make a run for it!?,...I'm petrified, and can't move!  What do I do!?  All these questions are running through Joey Dynamite's head as he stands before Boni like a lamb before a ferocious lion.

Trying to figure out what to do?,..says Boni....Do you stay and face certain death,..or do you flee!?  ...FUFUFU!,..you're cute when you try to be brave!  You're just an all around cutie aren't you!  I bet you get all the girls,..don't you?  Joey Gasps!  I SHOULD KILL YOU ANYWAY!,..snarls Boni.  Joey Gulps!  Hmmphf!,..I bet you are ready, and willing to listen to what I have to say now!  Boni slinks sexily over a couch that is in the rec-room they are in.  Joey says nothing staring.

GOOD!,..I take your silence as a yes and an understanding of the circumstances thus far!,..good-good,...where to begin......hmmmm.....  YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE ANYWAY!!  What do you mean?,..replies Joey.  I'm sure you all have no idea what you have gathered yourselves into.... Or to put it more bluntly....You all walked into your doom, serving up what "HE" wanted on a platter!..fufufufu!  Who or what is Arafel!?,..asks Joey.  Oh babe, he's something not of this world!  You stand no chance, you all can resist, but it's just a matter of time,....therefore before you die tonight, let me at least tell you who you are.....

I.....I no longer care to know but let me tell you what i do know!.....  !!FAAAAAAAWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!  Joey Dynamite throws out a layer of napalm at Boni that is very powerful, but more flash rather than the usual explosive fire.  He turns and darts for the door, reaching out to push it open. ..There is something in the way.  It is very soft but firm.  When the smoke clears up Joey's hands are on Boni's breasts.  In shock he keeps them there causing her to blush.  He didn't mean to linger.  He is actually more astonished at the fact that while her breasts are soft to the touch, he could not budge her at all like as if she was a 10 ton steele wall.  Boni getting back to her usual brashness speaks:

Are all the Greeners as perverted as you!?  .. I don't blame you,..They're nice aren't they!  Joey snaps to, and pulls back in utter surprise.  Fufufufu!,..You should consider yourself lucky, many men,...AND women have died trying to get what you just got!,..snaps Boni pointing proudly at her buxom chest.  GASP!,..You're shameless!,..retorts Joey.  F*CK YOU JOSEPH DAWSON!,..ONE THING I WON'T TOLERATE IS RUDENESS!!  You're.....you're batsh*t crazy!,..replies Joey glowing up to 3 glow2affinity level and blazing..... F*CK IT!  IF I DIE HERE, I'M GONNA GO OUT SWINGING!