Return Of The Last Dragon

Enter Now! Return Of The Last Dragon-Back To The Future! Pt.2

Let's,..let's take a break,..says Joe. If you really want to move forward in Concentration tell me what caused you to nearly level this place, it may be the key to unlocking your power? Ok ok I'll tell you,...here it goes...says Sue.  Wait!,..we gotta lock the doors,..did anyone see you come in here?.. Nah I doubt it!,..replies Sue. Ok,..well?,..get on with it!,.. Tell me your crazy story!,.says Joe. Boy hush!,.replies Sue,..It's my turn to say relax!... Where to start?...

In a black SUV-truck a few dark shadows are looking at 7th Heaven from across the street.!!SCHTICK!!,..We have eyes on the subjects! Positive identification has been made!..!SCHTICK!! !SCHTICK!!..Proceed!,....Engagement is a go at your discretion!..!SCHTICK!! !!These are the big two,..we have to be very careful, and strategic as f*ck against them!..We let them get comfortable, then we strike on my command!..!CHECK!?..CHECK!,...CHECK!,....CHECK!!-On my mark we engage! Remember your points of entree and don't breach until I,.......Oh!,....Uuuuughh!,.sighs Barb....Woo!,..It just got earily cold!!!WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRGGGHHHH!!  WHAT DA HECK WAS THAT!?,..snaps Phil. It sounded huge!,..replies Jack. !!SLIDE!!  Phil slides the side door of the van open to look up at the building adjacent to 7th heaven where the weird sound came from. I don't see anything!,..says Phil. ....D*mn it's weirdly silent!!! GASP!!,..Tone....LOOK!,..says Barb pointing forward.  HO-LY SHEEET!,..says Jack!!GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!The Ton Tonnie look through the front windshield and see a huge black werewolf looking creature growling with fierce intent to attack.  ....Jack....put it in reverse,......and get us out of here!..whispers Toni-T.  What about the targets?,..asks Barb. You want to handle this!?,.replies Toni-T!  JACK PUT IT IN REVERSE!..yells Barb!!RAAAAAAAAAAAARAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHH!!  They throw the van in reverse and speed off with the van-sized beast in hot pursuit. !!GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWLL..WOOOOOOO!!  !!WAIT!!,..says Joey D inside 7th Heaven warehouse.  What?,..asks Sue. Did you hear that!? Joey!,..I really don't want to do this,...maybe tomorrow! !!NO......no,no, no! I just thought I heard something,.. Go ahead I'm listening,..I'm here,..I'm all ears!Alright!,...whew!,..Here it goes,..woooo,..I haven't told anyone this,...some of it I haven't even told my father. Speaking of which maybe I should start there. You remember when I became world champ right? Yeah!...You were on fire then,..literally! Yeah well that's when my parents' issues came to its breaking point! There were rumors that both of them had taken side lovers. So much so, that even I wondered.  A lot for a young child to deal with!...chides Joey. Anyway, the championship is where they both agreed to separate. My brothers and sisters were all old enough to be on their own. None of them wanted anything to do with the limelight or celebrity life. My dad was always coming and going, so naturally I went with my mom. First, we were in San Jose Cali, but then we went to my grandmother's hometown in Texas. I loved San Jose, but my mother felt "lead" to go to Texas,...Sigh! There she got the bug to be in the limelight again, but this time as a community leader, an advocate, an Evangelist, Politician, a people's champion,....everything!,... EXCEPT BEING MY MOM!  Sue!..says Joey D.  I'm sorry,..I'm sorry,..anyway!... It was all good at first, but after a year or so we moved to another town away from my grandmother's where my mom thought she could get recognition for her works. That's when things got crazy! When I got to Kennedy Brooks High, it reminded me why I hated leaving San Jose. In a way, maybe this was all my fault!? How so?,..asks Joe.  Well, the very first day I got dropped off by my mom, things got hairy. It was a warm breezy day. I had on my best dress, the ones like the cheerleaders wear. I guess one of the lead basketball players liked it, talking about "that's nice!" Huh?,..eh hem, Joe clears his throat, then asks.. What was nice?  Well I kind of bent over in front of him. Ok,. so that's how you get down?,..replies Joe. No!,...I happened- to drop my phone,..really I did,..ANYWAY!,.... A big gorilla-sized girl appeared and says..Take your THOT show somewhere else little girl,...HE'S MINE! ...And I said..."Awe sorry fella, I didn't know he swung that way!... Oh you're a chick!" I'm guessing a fight broke out!,..replies Joe.  I'm not too proud to say it wasn't much of a fight...I barely remember anything! I mean I was world champ, and she was out maneuvering me at every point! I still don't get it; I think it might have been enhancements in hind-sight!  Yeah.."enhancements!" Shut up Joey,..Don't be silly!  So what happened next?...What happened was the students were all too happy to cheer as this big heffa was choking the life outta me! I felt myself slipping away! So you blacked out?,..asks Joe.  Almost!,...I didn't want to glow up! I didn't want that kind of attention, but I had no choice! ...And that was all it took!  I glowed up hard! Hard enough to send Saline flying backward into a garbage can with a big thud! She was knocked out. There were a few oos and aahs but as the students laughed, I went on to class. I should've known that would not be the end of it all. So then what happened?,..asks Joey. Well, when I got to school the next morning, I was greeted by one of Saline's friends. Who's Saline?,..asks Joe. Really big girl from the day before! Keep up! Oh,...So what happened with the friend?  Well I was just walking to class and out of nowhere,..!!WACK!..I get a knee to the face! They say I was out cold for a few seconds before I started to come to. That's when they said she turned back to finish me. Alls I remember is her silhouette standing over me kicking my sides, screaming repeatedly,...!!SHOW IT TO ME!!,...!!SHOW IT TO ME!! She wanted to see your glow!?,..asks Joe. Yeah, unfortunately my stunt from the day before got out. They started calling me golden girl! Thank goodness the only smart phone video footage is shotty and not enough to take serious on the internet.  So that's what happened!... What?,..replies Sue.  I'll tell you after you finish, please continue.  Well needless to say she was nowhere near as good as her friend, and I am truly sorry to say it, but I beat her ass! ..I mean I didn't just beat her up,..I toyed with her, I was a total jackass! So what happened next?, asks Joe.  My second day in, and I'm in deep academic trouble,..And with all the school shootings these days, any kind of squabble-like activity is enough to give everyone the jitters. ..And since it was a decent charter school all the parents had money and were starting to get concerned. Our parents were brought in, and we had to make a truce!  We also had to do dirty chores in lieu of expulsion. That was actually the first time I met HER! Her who? Tanny! A dirty slimy politician among dirty slimy politicians. ....But I'm jumping ahead a little. A few weeks after the fight with Saline's friend Belinda, I'm hanging in the yard where everyone congregates after lunch,...Lunch was an hour and a half. Me and my girls notice a group of boys are staring. My friend Jennifer says,.Ew! those creepy boys are looking at us, but they cute though!,..replies Lorraine. I asked who were those Karate boys? They don't go here, do they? Tiffany says who cares, they're coming this way. One of them comes right up to me and says "So you're the new girl!?",.."So!.. What of it!?",.. I reply. "CHILL!",..he says,.."It's all good. I just come to tell you those girls that you've been having trouble with work for Tanny!" "What's a Tanny?",.. I asked. Bad stuff my friend!  "You're not my friend!".. I tell him,.."And what do you want!?" "I want to tell you,..NO.. warn you, that you and everyone around you are in great danger!"  ..And let me guess?,.."You can help us!".. I replied. Yeah we can.. "How exactly are you gonna help us against,..What was it? Bad stuff?"  "A-ight,..ah-ight!,...Ok don't take it serious if you like, but you "do" need help!,..you just don't know it ..yet! You're good World Champ, but not good enough!"  He then turns and walks away, but stops and says,.."By the way we are the Mighty Risers,..look us up!"  I ask him "what's you're name?"  He stops and looks over his shoulder with his back to me like some kinda cool guy and says, "Jin!,.. They call me Baja-Jin!"  What is he a Jedi Knight? says Joey D.  I don't know, but he wasn't exactly wrong! A couple of weeks go by, and things revved up to a fever pitch regarding my glow and how it knocked out the great Saline "The Machine" Praline. The girl turned out to be some hot shot local celebrity MMA champ. ...And her sponsor, and owner of the local coliseum is the Tanny lady everyone is afraid of! The chick owns a mega-multi-million-dollar coliseum! Which one?,..asks Joey D. It's called the Kia Center just outside Houston! No way!,.replies Joey D.  I've been there!  Anyway, it was said that she got her start by laundering money through her hair salons for local dealers, and mobsters,...even politicians. She somehow caused all the heads of those criminal enterprises to kill each other, making way for her to take all their places. After hearing the rumors of the Glow, she wanted desperately for me to be a part of the big pay-per-view matches she had coming up at the end of the month. She had all kinds of people approaching me asking if I was gonna be in the upcoming matches. Each time I emphatically said, NO! Until I guess she got tired of being turned down, because one day after school I decided to walk home, and I almost got ran over by a huge blood red RollsRoyce Phantom. The tinted window rolls down and it's Tanny!

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