Return Of The Last Dragon

Enter Now! Return Of The Last Dragon-Back To The Future! Pt.3

Saline "The Machine" Praline. The girl turned out to be some hot shot local celebrity MMA champ. ...And her sponsor, and owner of the local coliseum is the Tanny lady everyone is afraid of! The chick owns a multi-million-dollar coliseum! Which one?,..asks Joey D. It's called the Kia Center just outside Houston! No way!,.replies Joey D.   I've been there!

Anyway, it was said that she got her start by laundering money through her hair salons for local dealers, and mobsters,...even politicians. She somehow caused all the heads of those criminal enterprises to kill each other, making way for her to take all their places. After hearing the rumors of the Glow, she wanted desperately for me to be a part of the big pay-per-view matches she had coming up at the end of the month. She had all kinds of people approaching me asking if I was gonna be in the upcoming matches. Each time I emphatically said, NO! Until I guess she got tired of being turned down, because one day after school I decided to walk home, and I almost got ran over by a huge blood red RollsRoyce Phantom. The tinted window rolls down and it's Tanny!

-She says to me,..well, well,..if it isn't the one they call the Golden Girl! Men in black suits jump out of huge black SUVs, while she is barking nonsense at me. I'm wondering what have I gotten myself into!? Tanny continues to talk to me like she's my friend or something, but you can tell she's been rich so long she doesn't even know how to speak to regular people anymore! So what is your name child?,..she asks me,..and I tell her,..I think I need to be getting home. The men in suits surround me, and I get into position to take them on, but out of the corner of my eye I can see Tanny smiling with evil anticipation. I stand up straight, and clinch my books, and politely say,...excuse me I have to be getting home to my grandmother! This made her furious! She shouts,..ENOUGH OF THIS BULLSH*T!! Ms. Green I respect your mom, I really do.I remember her music. Was a big fan! ...And now she fights the good fight,..not the way I fight though,..bwahahahahaha! It would indeed be a shame if something was to "happen" to her! Now how would the community fair without its' pillar? I'LL GO TO THE AUTHORITIES!,..I yelled,..You can't make me do this! Oh I can, and I will she says... Look around you,...you and your mother are new here,...too busy making a fuss sticking your noses in politics where it doesn't belong! I guess you guys were also too busy to notice my name on nearly every building, bank, grocery store, and bull-crap daycare,. The authorities!? All financed by yours truly! Now after all the years of scratching around in the dark being the power behind many thrones in this state, now I step out into the light,....shiiid,...Authorities? ...Sh*t girl, I'm about to run for senate unopposed,....  Baby girl I AM THE AUTHORITY!! Let her go!...And Ms. Green, I don't make idle threats! I'll be awaiting the news of you entering my event, really soon. ...!!Driver!,..Get me da hell outta this sh*t-berg!

Sh*t-berg?,..asks Joey D

Yeah to her, our upper-middle class community was sh*t! I saw it all the time as a kid. You mix big money with the wrong person, and you get a poison bomb, just waiting to blow! So, what did you do?,..asks Joe

I looked up that Baja guy and his crew,.. They called themselves the Risers, or whatever! Anyway,..after a lot of gloating, we got into heavy training. Those guys were actually really good! Especially since they all had different styles like you guys. Hmm?,..sighs Joe

What?,..replies Sue. It's nothing, continue!..(Joe is thinking they may be an offshoot of the many Green's schools around the country)

Well that's when things got ,..bloody! One week later I'm hanging out in the park across the street from the highschool with Baja and the Risers,...We were doing a little exhibition, just playing around. That was a bad idea because here comes Saline(Say-Lean) and what they called the "Hitman-Clan!" Heh!,..laughs joey D,..The names,..what's with these people?