Hello and welcome to my bundle of weirdness!
Upon proceeding to the next chapter, you will instantly be plunging yourself headlong into a melting pot of stupid, unnecessary yet interesting facts that I have collected over my years of watching QI (HUGE FAN!) and combing the internet when I should've been doing my homework.
I do not condone skipping homework, by the way. I have gained very little by not doing it, and lost much.
Anyway, to proceed.
Well, if you enjoy it, please let me know in the comments! Also, if you have any correction to make about any fact, please let me know in the comments as well. Or, if you want, you can PM me.
This work (out of necessity) contains words like "penis", "vagina" and so on. If you find those vulgar... well, actually, what with all the swearing going on on in Wattpad anyway, those seem rather tame. Besides, they're... scientific terms to desribe the body! They're not vulgar. Pssh.
The facts here are not likely to prove useful for school, except perhaps to show off to your friends. I mean, who writes an essay titled, "The Corkscrew Dong of the Lake Duck"? They're purely for my own (and now your!) enjoyment.
So... have fun reading!
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Random Facts You Didn't Need to Know
RandomThis is a totally random compilation of facts, collected for my own enjoyment. After all my years of storing them up, I felt it was time to share them with you. Well... enjoy this bundle of totally random awesomeness!
