Experiment AUF-7256
I yawned as I walked through the Anti Void, my black and white striped converse slapping against the white floor, ignoring the constant bickering going on behind me. Oh yeah, I was currently wandering the vast Anti Void with only my Universe Journal, a stylist, and two pretty powerful Alternatives.
"Sans and Frisk should NOT be together!" Ink!Sans growled behind me. "The age difference is SERIOUSLY scary, and not to mention Sans is a SKELETON?!"
"W-w-Who cares about age a-A-and what kind of mo-O-onster you are?' Error! Sans responded and I felt my eye twitch. "Lo-O-ove is love, u-U-u-Unless you're a killer like Horro-O-or!Sans then it shou-U-u-Uld be okay!"
"An endless plane with no other life forms," I mumbled and typed onto the blue holographic keyboard in front of me, the letters appearing on a screen hovering next to me. "Only known life forms are Ink and Error, both alternates of US!Sans and the creator and Destroyer of the Universes~!" "H-h-HEY EC-c-CHOTALE GOT WHAT IT-t-T-t-T DESERVED!" Error growled and pointed a finger at me. "NO IT DIDN'T YOU PIECE OF SHIT!" Ink screeched.
They went back to arguing and I wrote another note: "Both Sanses seem to be good friends, but their relationship is very... complicated..." My wavy grey hair brushing against my shoulders as I wrote.
"Alright boys~!" I tossed the stylist and swiped the screen/keyboard away, the object pixelating and then glitching out midair. "I'ma go explore the Universes for a bit~ See ya'll~!" With that I stepped forward, my form pixelating into the air and disappearing, only to reappear in a snowy path.
"Cool," I breathed and stuck my tongue out, a snowflake landing on my tongue. Giggling I walked forward, my pale hands deep inside my open dark grey hood. The cold wind blew through my black jeans and white t shirt, and yet I didn't feel cold. My cheeks did get a bit pink though! Humming a tune, I skipped over a large stick and ignored the eyes on me.
'Original Sans meets the player on a snowy pathway, installs fear-' "HUMAN" A baritone voice came from behind me and I stopped. 'Through a scary prank~!' "DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO GREET A NEW PAL? TURN AROUND AND SHAKE MY HAND..."
I turned and shook the boney hand, a fart noise erupting in the air. "Pff-HAHAHA!" I fell to the snowy floor laughing, my white grey hair fanning out around my head. "Oh my Universe I didn't know the original was this funny~!" I breathed and started laughing at his shocked empty sockets look. "S-S-Stooooop you're hurting my stomaaaaach~!" I giggled and held out my hand, still sitting on the ground. "'Ello Original Sans, I am the Universe Traveler Sam!"
"Yeah... original....?" He echoed his sockets still dark.
"Silly~!" I stuck my tongue out at him with a giggle. "You thought you were the only one?" I looked around excited, my grey blue eyes scanning the surrounding trees. "So~! What timeline are we on and what do you do?" One of his sockets turned a bright blue yellow and he thrusted his hand towards me.
"Alright kid," He growled down at me, his voice deeper and probably menacing. "Who the hell are-" I stood up and brushed the snow off my clothes. Swiping my right hand left causing a blue slightly transparent screen appear along with a keyboard. "Magic doesn't work on someone without a soul Sansy~!" I cooed and started typing out his magic type and how he uses it. "Say cheese really quick-" "Hey what the- GAH!" He rubbed his eye sockets and I giggled as the photo appeared next to his description. "Perfeeect~!"
"Kiddo what are you even doing..." Sans muttered, following me as I continued to walk through the bridge while taking pictures and typing.
"I'm traveling~!" I smiled and swiped the screen away. "By the way you never told me what timeline we were on." His eye sockets went blank again as we approached a lamp. "I lost count, sorry," I sighed but shrugged it off.
In the distance a tall skeleton was stomping closer to us, and I felt Sans tense next to me. "Oh no-" "BROTHER IS THAT A HUMAN?!" The taller skeleton ran towards us, his red scarf flying behind him like a cape. "OH MY GAWD!" He screeched and picked my up by my armpits, spinning me in the air. "THE GREAT PAPYRUS HAD CAUGHT A HUMAN!"
"Papy, my sweet cinnamon bunny," I patted his skull and wiggled out of his grip. "I am not human, would be able to pick up a human of my size so easily if I had their muscles and mass?" I sighed and rubbed my stomach. "Then again I could gain a few~"
"THE STRANGE HUMAN IS RIGHT!" Papyrus gasped and covered his orange cheeks with his red gloves. "I AM SO SORRY STRANGE HUMAN-" "Sam." "STRANGE HUMAN SAM! WOULD YOU LIKE TO TEST MY PUZZLES ANYWAYS?" Looking at the tall Cinnamon bunny with star eyes, I nodded really fast.
"YES YES YES!" I squealed and we both ran off, Papyrus had tucked Sans under his arm. "ALRIGHT STRANGE HUMAN SAM LET US START WITH THE INVISIBLE ELECTRICITY MAZE!" papyrus ran through the maze like an expert and stood on the other side slightly out of breath. "THIS BALL WILL SHOCK YOU IF YOU HIT A WALL! HERE!" I blinked and held the ball in my hands. Looking down, I noticed Papyrus had left footprints in the snow and giggled.
"P-Papy you spoiled the maze!" I laughed, but ran into some walls just to make him feel better. "T-That was really tricky Papyrus!" I gave him a thumbs up and a wink. "Perfect for a human!" "NYEHEHEHEH OF COURSE!" Papyrus put his hands on his hips and laughed. "NO HUMAN HAS EVER JAPED THE GREAT PAPYRUS! ONWARD!" He ran off and I laughed.
"Thanks kid," I heard Sans say and I smiled. "Hm~?" Looking at him, he was staring thoughtfully where Papyrus went. "It's nice to see him happy." Snickering, I patted his skull and jogged to catch up to Papyrus.
"THIS IS SANS PUZZLE- NYEEEH?!" Papyrus jumped and stared at the paper on the ground. "BROTHER WHERE IS YOUR PUZZLE?" "Heh, it's right there bro!" Sans appeared next to us and I squeaked. He chuckled and I hid my embarrassed blush by walking towards the paper in the middle of the square.
When I saw what it was, I fell to the floor.
"SANS YOU DIDN'T BREAK THE NOT HUMAN SAM DID YOU?!" Papyrus wondered, but I shakily gave him a thumbs up.
"I'm fine Papy.... But I can't solve this puzzle... for it is..." I paused and then held up the junior jumble kids crossword. "A Junior Jumble."
It was silent, and I saw Sans was looking at me like I was the dumbest person in the underground.
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