Arlo, we have a cat now.

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John-salt block
Arlo
Seraphina-Sera
Remi-pinkachu
Blyke
Isen

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Salt block; Arlo-

Arlo; what do you want

Salt block i know you're mad at because you stormed off but I have more news

Arlo; oh my god

Arlo; what

Salt block; we may or may not have a cat now-

Arlo; WHAT THE FUCK JOHN

Blyke; I was there when he got it.

Isen; I was also there

Sera; I got videos

Salt block; im my defense-

Salt block; I was drunk

Arlo; we aren't keeping it

Salt block; but I already bought all the stuff for it

Arlo; we'll give the stuff to some random cat person

Salt block; but I already named her 🥺

Blyke; he did

Sera; her name is cookie

Arlo; god damn it John

Isen; he started crying on the way back from the animal shelter

Sera; Cookie likes him you can't take her away now

Arlo; I hate you

Salt block; Ú-Ù

Sera; are we sure John is the salt block now-?

Sera; it's kinda shifting onto the giver of the nickname

Blyke; This man and John are kind similar.

Blyke; This man and John are kind similar

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Salt block; He's my second cousin

Blyke; wait really-?

salt block; no

Salt block; he's not even real

Blyke; I mean we aren't either so-

Isen; BRO STOPING BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL

Blyke; I CANT HELP IT

Salt block; im disappointed in both of you. Remi is gonna see this and start obsessing over it

Blyke; it's a literal insult to my bro and I that you realized that before us

sera; too late she just broke my door down yelling "IS THIS DOOR EVEN REAL"

Sera; I hate you

Salt block; friendly reminder that I live with Blyke.

Isen; I thought you moved in with Arlo-

Salt block; I tried my best and I failed

Remi; WHAT IF WE'RE LIP SYNCING AND THE AIR AROUND US IS TALKING

Sera; those doors are gonna cost 350 dollars to fix

Salt block; I've spent over 1,000 dollars fixing a single wall

Arlo: John I have 2 questions-

Salt block; what's up

Arlo; what caused the need for the repairs

Salt block; Blyke shooting holes into the wall

Arlo; so if you're here with me then where is the cat?

Salt block; with Blyke and Isen

Salt; FUCK SHES WITH BLYKE AND ISEN

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