Even Satan doesn't want us at this point😔🤚

Idk what to name this

Wait- is Dumb Ways to Die still relevant?

Also this part might be kinda calm compared to my last I'm just not feeling well

~*~
John-Snek
Arlo
Seraphina-Ratty
Remi-pinkachu
Blyke-lazerofthetag
Isen-SENSETHEGAY
~*~

Ratty is online

Ratty: @arlo

Arlo is online

Arlo: wtf do you want

Snek is online
Lazerofthetag is online

Snek: OMG ARLO ❤️❤️💓💓💓💕💖💝🥰😍😍🥰🥰🥰😚

Arlo: stfu

Snek: I LOVE YOU 💕😘❤️🥰🥰💓💕💝

Ratty: wtf am I witnessing

Lazerofthetag: John is a simp confirmed?

Snek: shut the hell up city boy

Lazerofthetag: city boy?

Lazerofthetag: oh wait I forgot you're from Texas

Arlo: Sera what do you want?

Ratty: dont call me sera dumb bitch

Arlo: whatever what do you want

Pinkachu is online

Pinkachu: why are you guys awake? It's 1 am!

Ratty: mute your phone and go back to sleep

Pinkachu: it's too late

Arlo: EVERYONE STFU

pinkachu: ....

Ratty: ....

Lazerofthetag: ....

Snek: ....

Arlo: good. Now Seraphina, what do you want? I'm tired and want to go back to bed.

Snek: you literally woke up two hours ago

Arlo: stfu John

Snek: sorry my lord

Arlo: ew wtf don't call me that

Lazerofthetag: pffffft- my lord?!

SENSETHEGAY is online

SENSETHEGAY: I have a feeling something made Arlo uncomfortable and im here to figure out what it is

Arlo: Jesus christ Seraphina what do you want

Ratty: oh yeah- wtf did you do to John?

Arlo: nothing?

Ratty: he's hella tired

Snek: oh yeah- Arlo go get me coffee

lazerofthetag: bro I literally got you coffee early

Ratty: Arlo answer my fucking question

SENSETHEGAY: is 'my lord' Arlo's new pet name

Snek; yes

Arlo: Istg if y'all don't shut the fuck up

Lazerofthetag: y'all

Snek: :0

Snek: omg I'm rubbing off on you

Pinkachu is offline

Ratty: lmfao "Y'aLl"

SENSETHEGAY: I can't wait until he starts saying "howdy" skdnsndkalslfmsnwjodfm

Snek: Isen stfu don't make fun of my bby

Arlo kicked Snek

Ratty: LMAO FIDKSBDHEHEHEKWOAIRAT

SENSETHEGAY: WTF LMFAO ORENWBDKDNWBDJFKSN

Lazerofthetag:SKDBWHWJDJFOANAJDKFKWNWH

Arlo: anyway Isen stfu before I kick you out of newspaper club

SENSETHEGAY: you can't do that John is the king

Arlo: you think John won't kick you out if I ask him to?

SENSETHEGAY: you won this round

Snek: I'll kick him out of the school if you want Arlo 🥰😍😘☺️☺️😊❤️💕💓💓❤️💖

Arlo: how tf did you get back into the chat
Arlo: there wasn't even a message

Snek: oh to see without my eyes ➖👄➖

Ratty: Arlo
Ratty: what the fuck did you do to John?
Ratty: he wasn't this much of a simp before

Arlo: I didn't do shit

Snek: open the door Arlo

Arlo: what-

Snek: open the fucking door

Ratty: I have to go find my phone bye guys

Ratty is offline

SENSETHEGAY: I just remembered I have to go feed my pens

SENSETHEGAY is offline

Lazerofthetag: I have to go clean my homework

Lazerofthetag is offline

Snek: Unlock the window

Arlo: WHEN THE FUCK DID YOU GET ON THE ROOF?!

Snek: unimportant
Snek: unlock the window