Hhhhhhhhhh deadass dont know why y'all like this chatfic

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Lowkey forgot this existed-
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John-Snek
Arlo
Seraphina-Ratty
Remi-pinkachu
Blyke-lazerofthetag
Isen-SENSETHEGAY
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Snek and Arlo are online

Arlo: all I wanted to do is have the perfect hierarchy

Snek: bitch you cant even do that

Arlo: okay, listen here you little hoe-

Ratty is online

Ratty: y'all bipolar as hell- one day you all love dovey and the next you're trying to kill eachother

SENSETHEGAY is online

SENSETHEGAY: probably their thing. Like they act like simps, boink, try to kill eachother, repeat

Snek: STUPID ASS ILLITERATE BITCH LEAVE US ALONE

SENSETHEGAY: or John just wants the smoke rn-

Ratty: when doesn't he tbh

Snek: fucking extras

Arlo: wrong universe babe ❤️

Snek: stfu

Arlo: Im coming to the school. Be ready to square up.

SENSETHEGAY: I got my dollar store cameras ON

Snek: I ain't even on campus

Arlo: tf

Snek: Im at your house

Ratty: in a cage I hope, it is where you belong😌

Snek: kinky😏😏🥴

SENSETHEGAY: NA THESE BICHES CRAZY

Arlo: SINCE WHEN HAVE YOU BEEN AT MY HOUSE

Snek: yesterday

William joined the chat

William: John, sweetie, why are you at his house?

Snek: why not?

William: why?

Snek: why not?

SENSETHEGAY: I hate this world❤️

Ratty: same❤️

Snek: same❤️

Arlo: HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE

Snek: I'll tell...
Snek: but you gotta promise not to get mad 🥺

Arlo: I promise I won't

Snek: I took your door nob off🥰👉👈

Ratty: YES BITCH GO OFF

Arlo: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE

Snek: I told you not get mad 😖😣

Arlo: WHO BREAKS INTO A FUCKING HOUSE WTF

Lazerofthetag is online

Lazerofthetag: you do.

Arlo: ....

Ratty: 👀

SENSETHEGAY: 👀

Snek: 👀

Arlo: wtf Blyke

William: speaking of  bipolar relationships... John you got anymore blackmail for me to store for you and potentially use myself?

Snek: of course❤️

Ratty: sometimes I think I've seen it all and then John and his dad exist.

William: what the fuck is that supposed to mean

Lazerofthetag: why'd you have to make me witness this Isen

SENSETHEGAY: If I suffer you suffer with me

Lazerofthetag: I hate you❤️

SENSETHEGAY: love you too❤️

Arlo: stfu we can't have two bipolar relationships in this group
Arlo: they'll cancel themselves out and than the bitch writing this shit won't be able to make as chaotic things

Snek: does it matter you ugly old bitch

Arlo: im not old bitch and if you like old men the okay

Snek: who said I liked you?

William: I am ✨uncomfy✨

Snek; wtf are you implying? That I like you as more than a father? You ugly balding bitch ain't no way I'd ever like you, I barely like you as a father

Lazerofthetag: at least John has SOME morals

Snek: tf are morals? Get you Walmart goku looking ass out this chat before I delete you from this world

Lazerofthetag: yessir

Lazerofthetag has left the chat

Arlo: I respect that

Snek: come back to your house rn

Arlo: why?

Snek: you'll see ;)

Arlo: oh- okay.

William: CAN WE END THIS ON A NONE SEXUAL NOTE FOR ONCE

Snek: oh say less

Ratty: NO

Snek ended the group chat

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