Special Chapter: LOV(e)

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this is just a special, has nothing to do with the plot


Ɛ>lov<3

mosquito has added xxx-xxx-xxxx to Ɛ>lov<3

chapstickwho
toga you buffoon why would you add someone

mistman
indeed, your actions are quite questionable

mosquito
whatttt i need another friendddd y'all are boring

stitchbitch
we're not boring you're just a psycho

bipolarmess
shut up she's completely normal

you go kween 😤

unknown
🔇simp🔇

what is it with people randomly adding
me into their group chats

chapstickwho
kurogiri, track this person down and get rid of them

unknown
🎤 sawarasenai 🥰 kimi😸 wa⛓shoujo👻 na💅 no?✨
böKù 🌸 Wâ ÿARiçHiñ 🤴 BįCChī😾 ńO😩 oSû Dà 🎉 YO💦

wait no i have to finish watching shit don't fucking
interrupt me

come back when season 2 of ouran is out

i'll welcome death with homemade chocolate chip
cookies and possibly my virginity✋🏻

mosquito
seeeeeeee tomura-kun, they're harmless!1!!!1!!

stitchbitch
they're probably just some petty weak ass hero trying to spy on us

maybe even endeavor, the shithead

unknown
damn you radiating some serious todoroki vibes™️

stitchbitch
what? no, that's ridiculous. i don't even know any toe doe or key. what's a toad or okay? is that a deranged horse? a sex shop? a loose moose? never heard of a total orgy before 🥸

mistman
shigaraki, i am unable to find his location

unknown
shigaraki? the legend, the twink, the man with
the hand kink?

mosquito
AIOSULHDKJFSKSKSKSK

bipolarmess
I CAN'T BREATHEHSDJKLSFAW

chapstickwho
i'll fucking distinategreat you

unknown
learn how to spell disintegrate first you diluted
smurf lookin headass 🕳️👨‍🦯

stitchbitch
he's a keeper

unknown
stop assuming my gender you absolute heathen

stitchbitch
don't tell me what to do i don't give a single, genuine shit

unknown
i will leave this chat

and throw it back on you

don't test me

chapstickwho
do it

just the first thing tho

mosquito
noooooooooo he's fuuuuuuuuuun

bipolarmess
no he's not

fucking leave you unknown piece of shit

unknown
well if it pisses crusty ass over there 

then i'm staying

chapstickwho
kurogiri

mistman
i still cannot find them or any information about them. however, seeing as they are harmless, i do not have any opinion on whether they stay or leave

unknown
at least someone here has the decency to respect
my gender

mosquito
are you a girl? bc i realllllllllllllly need another girl to talk to

unknown
i have a pp

stitchbitch
so why the fuck did you correct me when i was right

unknown
i'm irksome

chapstick
damn straight

unknown
i know you aren't but what am i?

stitchbitch
leave this chat and i'll kill you

unknown
mister sir-
is that your way of saying that you enjoy my presence

mosquito
yup, he's a tsun tsun so nothing he says makes any sense!!!

unknown
makes sense

wait


sorry it's short

and not funny

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