RIP BROTHER

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This is with your... 'brother' idk if you have one or not but I have 2 and I'm  just gonna add him.

Private with: Dumbass

Me: Hey bro, remember when I killed that butterfly, and you said "no butter for a week."

Dumbass: Yeah?

Me:And I killed that honeybee you said, "No honey for a week"

Dumbass: Yeah, that was a month ago, so what?

Me: Your girlfriend just killed a cockroach...should I break it to her?

Dumbass: I- I'm disowning you.

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Apologies I haven't been able to post much... I'm trying to get back on schedule! But I'm gonna post that special soon!

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