Dead Mofo

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Bakusquad
Me,Bakuhoe,DaddyRock, Tapeman, Pinky, PikaPika

Bakuhoe: Y/n, you have to study for the Math test

PikaPika: wait...there is a math test

Bakuhoe: Yeah dumbass it's in 2 day

Me: arghshshebdbdhdhdh....no

Bakuhoe: Yes

Me: No, I already did yesterday with Shouto.

Bakuhoe: Yes, I know but...I'll give you your favorite Mochi.

Me: Oki daddy

Bakuhoe: Don't...do that....

Me: Oki, Papi

Bakuhoe: Whatever...ok here's the first one. If you have 10 pieces of Mochi, and a friend asked for two. How many do you have?

Me: 10

Bakuhoe:Um, no... okay, well what if someone forcefully takes two from you, how many do you have.

Me:10 and a dead body

DaddyRock: Y/n! No bad!

Pinky: wow y/n scary!

PikaPika: Now I know when I want to steal Y/n's food not to do it...

Me: Yeah, TOUCH MY FUCKIN FOOD AND YOUR A DEAD MOFO!

Bakuhoe: Hehe, smexy

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